JohnnyFartPants

Given the chance though, which would you go for?

Re: Saturday. Will you be attempting some action with her or are you saving it all for Lewis on Sunday?

I think I know the sort. Would he have an opinion on everything and wish to publicly tell the world "how it was" yet when it was proved that the world "wasn't like that" then he simply gave short replies and decided the whole thing was now beyond discussion?

Was it almost as if he thought people really wanted to know about his life and that he was inwardly much more important in his own head than his existence actually suggested?

You mean he would go around in circles week on week stating the same boring mantra?

I think we should have a poll to see if this needs a poll, as I too have paid my £5 and don't want one.

Shane you say! Why this connection?

That did work for a while and I thought things were going to be okay again. Sadly, on seeing the baby getting some attention in a bouncy chair on the floor, he walked up and growled one day, so I had him sent to the RSPCA to be re-homed. He went to an old man and I am sure he lived out his days in happiness. I still recall my final words to him as he left. "Bert, you are the weakest link, goodbye."

Years ago I had a lovely little Collie dog, the sort that are really clever and learn tricks really easily. Even though I got him at an advanced age he was still able to learn new stuff and was a welcome pet, even getting on with our cats. Sadly, when we had a baby it began to behave differently. With the French doors open all day long, and even with the dog in the garden, he would come inside to **** his leg. This was met with being shouted at and chased outside. His actions became more and more until one day I decided to take him to a vet. Without knowing anything of my family life, he asked if we had a new baby. I said we did and he said that what the dog is doing is begging for attention. Without meaning to, all the attention was now going to the baby, meaning the dog would do anything, mainly bad things, as even bad attention was better than none at all. This is a common trait in dogs but is by no means limited to canines only.

Can you not google the formula required? I am keen to have the answer before I cease work tonight.

Well yes, but what I mean is it is badly written on two fronts. I hate all involved with that question.

The blonde girl at the front, lying down, are you behind her, being hidden by her mate that is leaning in to cover you up? Are you rimming her arse?

The question also mentions it coming to rest up the slop. This won't happen either. The whole question is a pink elephant. (geddit?)

Not so, Bungle, my good man. As you can see, it will come to rest for just a split second as it changes direction, 180 degrees. The split second it stop travelling forward, it will be at rest, until the spring then recoils and exerts energy upon the weight to make it move in the opposite direction, I think.

Attention whores, running in a family near you, NOW!

Wouldn't that be F S C F?

It seems to be a case of "every cloud has a silver lining" really. Yes, her granddad now knows that not only does she like to call herself a Satanic Slut, get her norks out for trashy papers and **** disease ridden hippy sorts, but that she can play a situation well too. I bet he is secretly quite proud of her.

I don't agree with that. If she was wanting to use the situation to further her career then she would have done so in 2006 when she got herself boned. This has been put on her in a way she had no choice about. She can't be "just as bad" because she chose to have sex with a bloke that then bragged about her being the granddaughter of someone famous. She has no reason to be upset for herself though, only for her granddad.

I was once in a specialist rehab place for knackered old gits mainly. I had my ankles rebuilt and strengthened but some bloke came in with Ben's problem in his leg. He had a massive part of skin and muscle carved out of his leg and was getting what was left made to work again. His flesh looked like a plucked raw turkey and it made his leg a well weird shape.

Why don't you just ask them if they have it? Many may well be too embarrassed to openly state that they want some man meat in their front bottom, but once offered may well gladly put out like slutty whore bikes.

Oh, well I didn't know that so probably binned it as spam when it arrived. I must look out for that in future.

Oh, well I didn't know that so probably binned it as spam when it arrived. I must look out for that in future.

And how come rapists never use it as their defence?

And how come rapists never use it as their defence?

Other more worrying habits of his included allowing a mouse to live in his hair for a period of time. It was weeks rather than minutes, if memory serves.