JohnnyFartPants

So if the photograph was not deemed racist then why did you feel the need to justify it as a laugh between you and a personal friend? Actually, it now looks like you went googling to find a photo of a race that you have previously allured to in a negative way just for the purpose of causing controversy in a racially motivated way. You like to try and turn things on their head all the time and say the new photo of the white guy is "the same" so why didn't you originally post that? Also, if they are both funny, explain the joke in both photo's?

Al Capone had form, he just dodged well.

You really are an idiot. You have been asked to remove it, we can all see that. Why have you mentioned "by PM" as if you are somehow in control of how you get asked to remove something from their website?

No, indeed I am not. I am not in a position to see whether Harold Shipman will reform, in fact none of us are. Equally, I do not know this from anyone who has yet to have been pulled up for their offences, as such.

If Mother Teresa gave you an injection and you died, or Harold Shipman did, who would you suspect did it by accident and without malice? It's all about "form."

As long as it isn't just another attempt at Shane grabbing attention for trying to be controversial, that's the main thing. Oh, with a whiff of his usual racism thrown in for good measure.

No, not really http://www.google.com/images?hl=en&q=orange%20turban%20mobile%20phone&oe=UTF-8&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi

I'm thinking we all know what it is.

That's a nice phrase. Can I ask what gave you the motivation for it?

I would bring back the Nutty bar. Open fires in everyone's house too.

What's the photographer protocol in the situation of taking tasteful naked pics of the famous that have not and don't intend to flash Chas n Dave or the Clunge? Does she get into position and he comes in and snaps or does he get a ****fest opportunity to bank for later and feast on her giblets while she finds the right pose?

Well it is hard to define really. It could be that you have been subjected to governing rules by someone/something which were implemented using a method by which the body suggest you can not use yourself. Or simply, you may have had the misfortune of speaking to a racist tw at, or if you prefer, a tw at that was racist. I would hate to be un PC and label all racists as tw ats.

Very tragic news. I am from the same part of town and a similar age to her. Does anyone know what her maiden name might have been? Was it Stockton?

Proof that efficient and inefficient mods can sometimes work in similar ways?

Well it wasn't me. I am not even allowed to.

118 already!! At this rate there could be nearly a few more in a load of time!!

I never understand this opinion. I am not saying Lowe is right, far from it, but if I had spent £10 on something, then someone came along who could look after the £10 object better than me, but only offered me £4 to take it off me, then I am within my rights to tell him to sod off. Imagine that your car was worth 10k but it needed some work but someone offered you just 4k for it but could make it mint and really jazz it up. The end product ending up being so much better is really not the point. Unless he satisfies you with enough money to compensate you for removing your ownership of the car, then it remains yours. You would expect that to be the case, and rightly so, with everything you own of value, so why expect others to be different just because you like their product?

I just have to do that!!

From what I have heard there is a very good chance he will get to hear it then.

It is best to not know the landlord, or the other customers and have a bloke with you getting married. This tends to allow you to get away with more.

Yes, well kept within the whole 1939-45 genre.

Just use the PM system and tell it to Shane. He has special powers to say anything on here.

Thorough until the end.

No, no it isn't. All you need to play is a vast quantity of beer inside you, then get a piece of newspaper, rolled up and clench one end in the cheeks of your arse. Then they all get lit at the same time and you have to see who can last the longest. Some say running about will stop the paper burning as fast, others prefer to move less. I have never won a game as I feel the heat all too soon.

That made me laugh to be honest.