JohnnyFartPants

I think maybe there was a question mark though. I really do. Shocking that, don't you think?

Cows don't have toes.

You still haven't got the hang of the question mark, have you?

Another "vibe" from your postings is that if two posters agree with something then they are "ganging up" on the person they do not agree with, yet when you side with a racist it is totally acceptable.

You of all people really shouldn't have used that sentence. You struggle to formulate a sentence let alone express yourself. You would struggle to "express" milk from a cows tit if you fell on it from 50 ft.

Would that be like telling Bungle he must be thick?

Well if name calling is allowed then will you kindly (as moderators, not aimed solely at yourself) let it carry on? Why step in and stop it at any level if you feel it is okay to have a go yourselves from time to time? It is double standards. Can you tell me what is allowed and what isn't then? For instance, if I called you a power crazed jumped up little ****stain that really does seem a little bit full of his own self importance, generated from thinking he is a forum message policeman, would that be against the rules, and if so, I will merely just think it rather than say it.

The major difference here though is that I do not put myself up as a moderator, then tell others they cannot use the same language as I use. Do you get this angle? Tell me you do, let me see a glimmer of hope in you.

You don't get many closed shop unions these days, do you?

Now he is condoning name calling, something they tell us not to do. You sound quite defensive today. Everything okay?

He is out of his depth because he is having to play kids and the senior players are being sold all around him? That honestly indicates he is out of his depth does it? Reality check time!! Alex Fergusson would struggle to get a team so young and inexperienced to play great on a regular basis. He was brought in because this is what he does. He gets the best out of kids and kids is all we have. Without trying to be overly dramatic, he is our only chance. If he doesn't get it working then we will be in the division below this one. I doubt the bank would even offer up the money to sack him, so it's pretty much a one horse race. We either sulk and say we are **** and go down, or we get behind them and believe in them to survive, and then push on from that place.

Now this is the point I was making yesterday. Pancake endorsed Shane's semi-racist comments, so being the attention seeker he is, he pushes the boundaries at 11.30pm when fuelled with booze. On waking up in the morning he has a rethink and now changes his wording. Well done Pancake, great work there, and well done Shane for always managing to be a tit.

French tw at.

Are you now in charge of who gets infractions or just confident that you shake the right bell ends in the urinals to have one awarded my way? I only know of your personal life from what you have said on here. If my crime is to have a memory and remind you of what you have previously said, then I am guilty.

I am sure you used to revel in the attention (funny old thing) of saying you were associated with this behaviour.

Going back to the comment you made about it being illegal to accuse people of stuff "like that", didn't you blatantly state you had done just that about a year ago on a football forum that was Saints related? I may be wrong and only asking the question.

All of your silly little capital letter moments of ramming home the point you are making from the perspective of the bank also fully apply to Lowe too as he will equally benefit from an upturn in Saints performing on the pitch. Well thought out!

Is itthe moving joey deacon/ If not I want to vote again.

I don't get it. How did you arrive at that?

Crap place to go for this. You can't even throw one up a slag on the beach without someone having a hissy fit.

How about Hugh Fearnley-Wittenstall in a compromising position?

I have no idea really. Some simple slogans such as "CU NT" on some, for starters. On others clever wording like WHALE OIL BEEF HOOKED I would like to do a photo of Hugh Fearnley-Wittenstall doing a chicken up the arse but not sure he would turn up for the photo shoot.

I like the **** men. They rock.

Racist. That's a shame.

Got to be worth around £117,000 of anyone's Monet, surely. See what I did there?