JohnnyFartPants

I have nothing further to say on this subject other than watch this space.

As far as I am aware, AH has no plans to make it big in the modern music scene and this should be taken with a pinch of salt.

This is rather distressing.

It gets worse. Having now waited the stupid amount of time for it to now be classed as "missing" (posted on 23/09/08) I ring up to find out what to do next. Some bloke says go online and download some bloody form, which I did. It clearly says I can take it in to any post office or send it off to an address. I chose to go in to the post office and the bloke there immediatly passes the buck on it. "We can't take it but I can give you an address." I pointed out that the website says he can take it but they just didn't want to know. A big heated row starts and I end up leaving with my paperwork and the address he wanted me to use. Then I realised I had another recorded delivery letter to send so went straight back in and gave him some more abuse. Okay, I haven't solved anything but I did shout at him and call him lazy twice. I feel slightly better for it.

They are useless. You go to the trouble of sending a letter to someone that owes you money, threatening solicitors etc, and send it Recorded Delivery and it goes missing. Explanation? "Well we may have accidently posted it without getting a signature. Human error." This explanation was made more likely when just 3 days letter I received a parcel left on my doorstep that I was supposed to have signed for. Tossers.

You have thought about this a lot , haven't you?

Had you had ale?

Can you slip handlebars into the story? Maybe you owned a bike that was at home in the shed at the time?

Paul Rideout was an under sung hero of that era.

I pretty much agree with the Daily Mail to be honest. Not only that, but if the stupid mobile phone hiding twonk gets so upset by a bit of boo'ing while collecting his 80k a week wages, then get another job. They are paid well to entertain, if for whatever reason they don't, be it directly related to football or because they are now a name that the common people know, then expect the backlash.

Why was he nailing a single piece of wood which was not connecting it to anything or anything to it? That is a waste of materials and will not improve the finish of the product.

A lot is probably due to Lowe and Wilde, which is equally a measure of them being crap for the club and the idiot fans influenced by them being in charge. Not many other clubs react in such a way. However, it is probably largely to do with the average person in Southampton having less disposable income than almost any other town in England. True story.

I can remember trying to burn asbestos at school with a bunson burner. I also worked with a bloke nicknamed "asbestos" due to the fact that no matter how badly he ****ed up, he seemed fireproof.

I do not think that really matters. I am just so pleased he managed to fit in so many of the TCP's in the post. Well done Hatch.

I watched this last night. I have only seen her previously in the Lesbian doc a while ago and did quite like her. In this she came across as a moaner that didn't like putting the effort in. Almost as if her pointless self obsessed attention seeking programme had backfired onto her and entailed a little bit of graft.

You were not alone with your chortle. Coming from that era I always believed the break dancing fraternity were all "street" trained and learnt their trade on the urban roads of Britain. I never expected them to be going to dance classes with eager mums and dads thinking they would be the next funky Wayne Sleep.

True story. A man rode his bike out from a side path and his handlebars clipped the stone wall. He went over them and hit the road face first, as I stopped a few feet behind. He didn't move for a couple of seconds but as I got out and approached him he came to and was very dazed. He smashed his front teeth out and was a bit cut up. He also stunk of ale. Has anyone else got any handlebars, ale, teeth type stories?

The analogy is even more fitting given that EVEN a team like Man Utd are capable of falling down a division, despite the heights they may have climbed. It's not hard to see, surely?

I like Quinn and yes, he knows a lot about football. Let's also hope he knows a lot about business too and that he doesn't do a Francis Lee. Although Lee was a business man after he quit playing, he never really managed to make football as a business work for him.

So we are the only team to have a good season followed by a bad one that ends in relegation? **** happens, get over it. His comments about the calibre of our players was pretty much spot on too.

Something for everyone!!

No testicle connection here?

Are you offering a service here? Shouldn't this be in Hardware/Software issues?

Butterscotch flavour or traditional sausage and bacon flavour?

Why do people keep thinking I have a broken nose?