JohnnyFartPants

Not as such, but I have eaten butterscotch flavour popcorn while getting my testicles licked.

You may have me confused with someone else.

What if we put 5 of the new coins in my piggy bank? Will that sort out this global problem?

The Italians had a crap economy for years but they have better weather than we do. I say let the economy crash get some shades and put your shorts on.

Cheers for the advice. I am only actually going with the girlfriend this weekend but will case the place to see if my kids could do the bike ride for next time. It's only the youngest that is not on two wheels now, so have to see if he can hitch a ride on my bike.

Goldfish are ok as a distraction in the corner of the room. I like to watch them during the adverts or when reality TV is on.

Me too. It has always been the one thing that stops me drifting off to sleep once I dwell on the subject.

I can see her running through an open door.

Substance. the real or essential part or element of anything; essence, reality, or basic matter 1. the physical matter of which a thing consists; material 2. matter of a particular kind or chemical composition 1. solid quality; substantial character 2. consistency; body

Does she think about it every now and then?

Probably more substance to it than the bloke would want to his poo after suffering his pleasure, tbf.

I am not going but I do find him very funny.

I am not so sure I agree with your points of view. It is far too "modern man" and PC for my liking. I respect your position as a board fascist, but in my opinion if a bloke wants his wife to ride him up the chocolate star fish with a strap on ****, then he is harbouring desires to have a man do it. Also, if he is wearing make up he must surely be a raving poofta and as such should be shot at dawn, no?

I am hoping to hire two bikes and see if my 5yr old kid could manage it on one of those half bike things that attach to the back of a proper bike. It sounds like a good way to run the kids ragged.

Define biggest in this instance. Land mass? Achievements to the world? Paper clips manufacturers?

We were in Dovedale earlier this year and I agree, it is a fantastic place. I will look out for that pub. Can you see it from the cycle path?

I was on Friday random post mode. I feel we should all be random at times. Lobster sugar bowl.

I don't have leprosy.

It would be, "very nice!"

Will they ever design the ultimate arse shower jet, for removing hardened chugnuts?

I like the subject. He chose well. My only worry is that we discuss the merits of the choice of subject rather than the subject itself. I think if you were to try to "take" extreme hot water beyond pain barriers, then that would be too kinky, however, if you are merely enjoying have a cleansed hoop, all power to you, sir.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2006/jul/18/channel4.broadcasting I am convinced it got shelved due to some kind of Channel Four controversy.

What ever happend to their programme about a W@nkathon? I remember it being mentioned but it never seemed to happen.

Have you turned veggie?

We are staying in Ashbourne. I thought the Tissington Trail went from Ashbourne?