JohnnyFartPants

EC and EM are both worshipping similar faiths that separated many years ago, and perhaps it should be the common Geography teacher that reunites them once again?

Not really. I just do what you relish, but not in the way you like it, i.e I give you attention. You delight in making statements that are controversial to get a response, only when you get a response you do not favour you try to then make out the other person is "sad" or "obsessed" etc. Maybe it is quite sad of you to so often court controversy by making statements on your beliefs, purely designed to try to show you as some kind of light shower to the masses when in reality you are a dim idiot with no knowledge beyond bodily function.

I await that message with glee

How about trying to speed w@nk in three different locations. One has to be public, one has to be in disguise as a super hero and lastly in a school playground?

Many thanks. x

Partly right.

It was my birthday yesterday. Units go out the window.

Are you saying it should be?

No extra words.

Stupid me!!

To describe Shane S p a s t i c a t e d M o n g c h i l d No W or J or U We have a winner, and from someone that knows him so well!

This has beaten me. I am hung over.

(EJ)

Although it doesn't work in reverse as I know nothing of my religion yet I am not an extremist.

Another observation I have made is that while Extreme Christians (EC) tend to dress like Geography teachers, your average Extreme Muslim (EM) favour the gown and beard combo.

On many occasions. My work entitled "Desires Within" is something that will truly melt your heart and make your bell end seep pre cum like a bastard.

All I know is that she has a twinkle in her eye, as if she is saying, "hate f*ck me you bastards, I want strangers jism right up my anus that then drips out during the day to remind me of the dirty slag I am. Please tell my dad if you see him."

****.

Smile.

How many cheetah cubs are alive now. The last time I saw it 2 went missing. Probably down the park smoking skunk or out on the lash. They are such stupid ****s.

Is it not to keep the football club solvent though, really? Is it that by using the words PLC instead of football club you can somehow make out they are being sold for greed purposes rather than a necessity to allow the club to continue existing?

She has a look that says, "stick your finger up my arse while you bone the crap out of me, I like it and I want to be bad. I hate my stupid dad and if you can make me be a real whore it will annoy him even more. Can I suck your **** as soon as you pull it out of my ****hole please" doesn't she?

One man's pet is another man's lunch. It makes no difference whether it is cat, dog, pig or cow. We have no right tell another nation what they should or shouldn't eat. A new born lamb jumping around a field has more than enough cuteness attached to it, yet as a nation we bump them off and eat them.

That might just be the place to open up a Hovis factory and take those farmers to the ****ing cleaners. I might under cut them and only charge £20 a loaf, and throw in some jam.

Ta very muchly.