JohnnyFartPants

He plays on the wing. The right or maybe the left, I think.

He also threw his toys out the pram and nearly walked a couple of days or weeks into his first time there. He is a loose canon.

Do supporters of many clubs really like their Chairman though? Niall Quinn aside, I struggle to think of any.

Are you really happy to move on or a bit down about it?

"Have you got a brain cell, or do you find it hard to count to one?" This sentence could quite easily state that you believe a single brain cell would be capable of basic mathematics. You are saying that if my only brain cell was removed I would lose the ability to count. It is not right and proper for you to use my subsequent sentence to verify the correctness in your initial offerings. Therefore you cannot turn to my correction as justification for writing your confusing and inaccurate piece. I agree, a single brain celled organism could not count at all, which was why I was mentioning that your sentence read as if you believed it could. Why did Mr Fisher have such a sore arse anyway? He might have blamed it on always sitting on the bench, but maybe you chose that name for some kind of subliminal and/or (see what I did there) subconscious (note spelling) reason.

You, Sir, are becoming a very wise young man. I fully agree with you and unlike Ponty I do "get" your connection with sexist/racist jokes and the like. In most jokes there is always someone/group, etc that is the brunt of the joke. I struggle to think of any joke of merit that does not laugh at someone's personal situation.

Calm down dear, it's only a message board.

Well we couldn't have had any proper bids, treating him as a regular first team player that he now is. Now those start coming in, the deal will be done fairly much with Lowe's hands tied.

I always get confused on that. What is the difference between Britain and the United Kingdom?

We will only get what is offered. Lowe is in no position to wheel and deal.

Though you proved him right on the composition, grammar and spelling!!

I will look forward to reading plenty of Saints related information with constant words such as Lord, Golden and Duo in then. Or maybe I will skip to something more balanced.

It's probably just nerves or maybe he is eating too much spicy food?

People in Derby have more money than people in Southampton.

It is quite amusing for me when someone assumes a joke post was a serious comment.

Can you wipe your chin, mush. There seems to be some spittle-**** on it.

Interesting comments. May I take the time to answer by suggesting that if I had just one brain cell, as implied by yourself then I would still find it incredibly hard to count to or beyond one. Therefore, it would have been more accurate had you asked the question, "Have you got a brain cell AND do you find it hard to count to one?" Your question could be rather misleading in that it could be stating that you believe a one brain celled life form would be able to count at all. This in itself could leave people to believe you are mentally deficient.

Made me laugh!!

Right, so basically you are publicly endorsing having a team of players that have been brought up in a Belgium cellar and have a grandfather for a dad? That's sick.

Is he also bipolar?

Me too. It is like watching football from back in the 70's and 80's.

You are a "swing-both-ways-white-bear?"

But it is funny.

It might be due to the fact that people in Southampton have one of the lowest amounts of dispendable income due to house prices not matching wages, so many move away?

There is nothing insulting in asking if you love our goal keeper. In this modern era bum love is now very acceptable and you have no right to feel insulted by being asked. The same does not apply to calling him thick. If he called you a thick goal keeper lover, well that's different.