JohnnyFartPants

Indeed a game won only by the brave (and stupid). I lost a game or two of this and once did it when my girlfriend was on the phone to her auntie to "put her off" yet she managed to blank me and continue her call.

This would not have met with approval from other members of the family.

Have you tried it? It can be quite bitter.

Also, I can't marmalade my **** up your mum's arse.

Yes, agreed, but what's the difference between jam and marmalade?

So he has only really lost weight on the other side of the Atlantic? Something isn't right there.

I conducted a internet thesis on this and found it to be 48% so sorry if that ****e5 on your chips. Oh, and before you ask I have been doing internet thesis for the best part of 10 years, okay?

A truly coffee spitting out moment.

Did it have loads of holes in it to fit over the mirrors?

It didn't do Humpty any harm?

I thought it was the other way around and he jumped on the Chelsea bandwagon?

I think we will win. It looks like some changes are happening and the initial boost that will bring will encourage another false dawn, just one of many more until the end of the season and survival is assured. Next season will be pretty much the same.

In this day and age I think we need an even balance of both.

Would he take him for a drink first?

This very comment was said to me by PM by "someone."

No, no, no. The rules are quite simple. You get an infraction if you speak back at a gobby moderator. Despite dishing out insults all day, the gobby ones do not like it coming back at them. The narcissus streak within them finds an insult towards themselves so much more serious than actually moderating the board for which they are asked to do. It's a kind of self love high importance of oneself thing.

So only the worst case should ever be picked up on? That would work.

Fancy dress for the royals?

What do these silly false titles mean? Waste of time.

Looks like I may have been wrong. I said it more in hope than anything.

Might get the hang of it soon then. Fingers crossed for you.

Well Europe is a much smaller place these days, and if he did have children then they could be living anywhere by now. Hitler was originally from Austria where the after dinner desert Kaiserschmarrn comes from.

Has anyone here recently come across Hitler type behaviour in someone or an institution? I am interested in this on many levels.

Christ, are you ever wrong? It's still one rule for you, one for the rest, as and when it suits you., but as that is now okay again, then I will say you are a ****ing moron.

But you did. You assumed Bungle was thick yet I am sure you do not know him. One rule for you, again?