JohnnyFartPants

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Honey or peanut butter.

I have to agree with that. I have fallen off the porridge bandwagon of late, but when I was having it I too felt very well. It improved my health quite a lot.

MLT crossed for Rod Wallace to score and vice versa to score two of them. Rideout got one as well.

Then there is some hope then. Results have been up and down and an ability to be able to play has been shown by the players, albeit not consistently. With a bit of luck and the kids learning, we should do enough to slowly climb the table and then perhaps fans will start to return.

I wasn't baiting you at all. I was putting across a point of view. I do believe the points I have made are valid ones. It serves no purpose if the people moderating the forum do so in a superior type way and engage in what they deem as victorious slanging matches. It is just totally ironic.

Totally agree. It is just cheap and easily churned out rubbish.

I think a moderator should come across as able to cut to the chase and get to the crux of an issue, explaining the basic points to the person/people concerned. Entering into lengthy arguments makes them come across as merely power crazed gimpoids and should be avoided. Mix this attitude in with flippant answers, designed to get a reaction and you have a moderator that is actually enhancing the very thing on the message board that they are there to ensure doesn't happen, IMHO.

Or if you don't fancy that, then cu nt licking instead.

Simple. You just play the match twice with two different sets of supporters and take an average from both games as the final score. To be honest, they have been doing this with Nativity plays in schools for years. (That's doing them twice, not scoring goals.)

That is a very good idea. I expect a few fans will argue that they had to pay out a lot more to get that same deal and would have liked the option too, though.

I tend to agree although "risky" is a bit of a dramatic way of putting it. It would be better if we all got sent an email at the 11 month stage to remind us it was running out soon. I think we all hate our car insurance companies assuming we will always go back to them each year, which is a similar principle.

This very same method of eating the pickled egg is alive and practised in Wiltshire too. I became quite the convert on it after living there six years.

Your argument is also flawed as a lot of women when using a toilet that is not theirs will "hover" thus not requiring the seat at all. When you factor that in then it figures that the moany split arses can just get a ****ing grip on life and learn to just use the ****ing hinge mechanism on the bastard toilet. Stupid ******s.

He sounds odd. Kill him ASAP.

I have said this before and will say it again. Loo seat up or loo seat down is both an incorrect way to leave a toilet, for two reasons. Firstly, there are as many people of both sexes on the planet, so there is no "proper" position to leave the toilet in, in regards to readiness for the next user. You sit, we stand, get over it!! Secondly, and far more importantly, the proper way to leave a toilet is to put the lid down, thus hiding the toilet bowl from view.

Are they doing this as they recognise cu nt hair as a beard or what?

I bought my three kids Poppies this weekend and explained the reason behind them. Personally I think it is a very good idea and I always buy one, but you only have to look around to see that the idea is falling on deaf ears among the younger generation. It's a shame really.

That said, it was the most long winded and incorrect answer.

We score less goals than the team we play = we are crap. We score more goals than the team we play = they are so much crappier than last year. Can you give me the doom forecast on how unlucky I should feel if I win the lottery please?

Just not funny or are you an insulted "rear gunner"?

I just found that funny.

I don't want to comment on this, it's turning into a bit of a religious hot potato.

What about blatant lies to prove his point? Maybe lies about knowing someone, as a friend, to help justify a point he was making?

Is the first one rock on grass bread roll steam train?