Lazlo78

The new Taraabt?

While this discussion is clearly off topic for the thread, I'll just sneak in a quick support of your post

I hope the TMS mods strike hard to ensure that cr@p threads like this does not become too common in here... less whining, more lols please...

Very good article - thanks for the link, Sevvy...

Go easy on the facepalms; you're wearing them out at this pace... Do you enter them manually or is it your auto-signature?

Very good news!

You can see Frederik Sorensen around 1.00ish wearing the no. 43 shirt for Bologna...

I remember that too. Morgan, Cork, Hammond and Chaplow were fighting for those two spots in central midfield, but his amazing run of games came on the right wing AFAIR. Man Utd goal was a real beauty too!

I've had a chance to run the photo past some CIA guys I know - they told me more about the picture. Apparently the fat guy is eating cheese on toast. The computer named MLG is a statto-enginge developed to aggressively carry out DoRD (Denial of Reasonable Debate) attacks on other fora - the printouts from MLG are from Saintsweb - looking closer I can see a person bent over and there is also some sort of animal - goat, deer or something similar... The guy in the chair with his hands bound, I couldn't figure out. But after sitting in a trash bin for many hours I finally managed to talk to him. Turns out his name is Fred and the Mod people keep asking him if he is Tokyo's Fred. He has no idea who Tokyo is, so I suspect they have the wrong guy... Does this in any way help with the investigation?

Maybe. But I fear his retribution. He is so unpredictable; catch him at the right time and you will be like old friends, catch him at the wrong time and it's off to the torture chamber... I managed to get this confusing and disturbing picture though... I'm not sure what it all means - maybe you can help in the process of analysing the events unfolding?

Well well, the plot thickens. Tokyo: care to explain why your name is an anagram of "say no to ITK"? Are you some kind of double agent playing us out against each other?

Wanyama? Who is he? All I know is that Flavor Flav landed in Lee Todd Airport in Southampton today. I made the Flavor Flav Roll in his honour - but really it's just a phallic symbol as he is known to be hung like a Kenyan!

Everyone is yapping about being ITK but I don't see any food being produced. Sometimes I wonder if I am really the only one who is ITK...

I hate to react so strongly to what is basically a very polite request, but I have an issue with what you are writing. Reading between the lines it seems you think my pictures are photoshopped. There, I've said it. Seeing as the incident has already happened, the only way I could take a picture was to either gather all people from the video and make them reenact it or - as you insinuate it - photoshop the picture. If I was indeed a fraud, why would I own the most expensive camera money can buy? Here is a picture of a drawing of a video of my camera. And to appear less confrontational and slightly more accommodating, I did go to Bearsy's house to witness his eviction. Turns out the bailiff had done his homework and brought along a Dolly Parton look-alike escort girl. Easiest eviction ever as Bearsy quickly chased off armed with a curtain pole. Too bad the bailiff never heard of Bearsy's uncle, Gordon Rizzly, who is rather less domesticated than our resident bear. Using the prostitute's hair as a wash cloth, it took Bearsy two hours to clean up all the carnage in the house.

You are not being very nice to sour mash. He has taken on quite an immense task convincing us that a current Brazil internation striker is not ready for the Premier League. I don't see why you should make it harder on him posting all your facts and whatnot...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPKOa-5GPPg#t=11m30s Watch the car in the background. Your police woman stripper arrives...

pls can people not quote this post, cos it is v.long + i don't want to have to keep scrolling down on iphones is giving my finger ache Seconded!

She's a bigoted, unintelligent snob. Oh and a hipocrite too seeing as her child is called "India"... http://metro.co.uk/2013/07/04/katie-hopkins-incurs-wrath-of-holly-willoughby-with-this-morning-name-debate-3869897/ I'd send Tyler Durden over to sort her out...

MP's admission of having looked at Banega, Wanyama and Damiao may have been quite shrewd. It made the Danish footy websites and suddenly people are talking about the Saints. "Would be funny if Damiao chose them over Spurs", "Can they afford that", "Well, they did get Ramirez last summer" etc. I would imagine it was similar in other countries so he is raising the profile of SFC. And signalling towards our transfer targets that we mean business. IMHO it is highly unlikely that we sign all of the mentioned players but a message has been sent...

:lol:

I installed a secret webcam in the bedroom of Leandro Damiao, to see if his girlfriend is worth €25M: Cortese has opened negotiations with the Brazilian striker

Didn't know much about Syed before, but I'm liking his cynical approach: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmCtci6cen8&feature=youtu.be And christ on a bike, what a moron Cascarino is - only eclipsed by the female reporter trying to give Chelsea credit for putting England on the football map... say what?!

Wanyama. Which comparison is most apt: - Django Unchained (if he has kil.. fired his agent and gone on a rampage in the highlands) - 50 shades (lots of uninteresting stalling when there is just one important question: no not if a curtain pole will fit in his behind, but if the contract will eventually be signed)

LOL - "Think he one of dem charactas dat try ta find rascist overtones up in every last mutha****in thang dat is holla'd"

Yes undoubtedly, but I think it's unfair to pick on you for having business acumen to go with that throbbing member of yours