Lazlo78

That Tokyos, he posts where he wants...

Strong stuff, bro - really good 5000th post. I'll have to do my best not to disappoint you when I reach my #5000 post... (in 2024 or so)...

Bearsy: How will we cope with their free-flowing attacking line, their perfectly honed post-modern flux organization, their exceedingly false nine that is indistinguishable from a true nine, their athletic, bronze-skinned heroes of the Hawthorns commanding the field of play with their giant strides... Tell me, HOW?!

Can we keep up?

What are your views on the Danish League this season? How will the reigning champions fare? Will the promoted teams survive? What team outside Copenhagen will perform best?

That would really tarnish the image of the club. It's just one of those things in society that is technically not illegal, but frowned upon, like wiping your nose on a train seat.

I was about to make the same observation on page 2 when I decided to see if any bright mind had come to the same conclusion on page 1

Two free footy games for iOS: Dream League is an excellent footy simulator, where you can quite easily play some entertaining football while going up through the leagues. Really worth a try!: https://itunes.apple.com/dk/app/dream-league-soccer/id472315002?mt=8 Their other product is called Score!, where you have to recreate famous goals through football history: https://itunes.apple.com/dk/app/score!-world-goals/id490952152?mt=8 Enjoy!

Some clubs have Baroness Brinton, others have Porky Penny... Ha ha

One for the CPH based - Saints U18 is playing in the GF Cup in Lyngby: http://www.lyngby-boldklub.dk/?id=13397&c=Matches

Thanks - now the tweet makes so much more sense Edit: oh, I see Giordano added an extra layer. Tasty!

Seemingly a warm thanks from Osvaldo to Totti - maybe he's not leaving Roma? https://twitter.com/danistone25/status/358993956610113539 (Google Translate: "Although this goal is not as important to me is worth so much x your gesture! Thank you my friend! Thank HUGE CAPTAIN!") I hope someone can explain the context - I merely saw the tweet...

Bearsy attempted full intercourse with a cold buffet at a casino and was chased up a tree by the police. This is how they persuaded him to come down:

Sorry, but you have to phrase it like this: "I am Adam Lallana and it is in my nature to push the defender and if I don't get booked for that I cut inside and miss"

I'm on vacation browsing on a stupid apple thingy, so I can't access my usual photo folder

Slack defending - based on this youtube video he won't get many contract offers!

What really matters is: did Bearsy realise before breaking and entering?

Do you know the figures? Have they even been released? It's educated guesses vs. mob mentality

Your input on this and other transfer rumours is much appreciated - please keep it up

Oh FFS, would someone get that stupid illiterate pikey bear home now? Rumour has it that he has gone to Germany, more precisely Berlin, to seek out and challenge invisimod to a duel - but Bearsy, it's not really called "Checkpoint Charlet", so give it up will you?

The janitor at my children's school is a Napoli fan and he reckons they'll get both Osvaldo and Damiao... How itk is your guy? Working in a cafe he sounds like an untrustworthy character compared to a good old-fashioned janitor. All IMHO of course!

Their jobs will not go out of existence - they will be taken by other people with "innocent families that have suffered from the loss of income". These jokers will hopefully have learned to do unto others as they would have them do unto themselves... Danish people seem to expect that you can joke about anything no matter how grave the subject. Every year we hear stories about Danish families being withheld by airport security, because dad thought it would be funny to joke about a bomb in his bag. Afterwards he's equally embarrassed and angry because the family is not going to Tenerife because he couldn't understand when to just shut up. Sometimes there are situations and circumstances that dictate that we should act professionally - and if we decide to break the rules in the name of humour then we have to be ready to face the consequences... There was a rumour about a Pompey shirt underneath the centre circle of St. Mary's. From what I know it's never been documented or confirmed - it may or may not be true. The two guys in this case could have done the same - their mistake was to put in on Youtube for all to see. That forced their employers to act whether they wanted to or not... Seeing you berating others for over-reacting is a bit funny. On a more positive note, I hope you will carry this level-headedness and laissez faire attitude over to other threads on this board

What's Georges Prost up to these days?...