Barnacle

Two important results known by 2pm on Sunday. 1) Tonda’s suspended sentence (good result) 2) Saints - P*pey (😇 victory 🙏) In the hypothetical scenario where you get one victory only which would you have picked: a) Tonda 6 week ban - not suspended. Saints win b) Tonda 6 week ban - suspended. Saints lose (a) or (b) ?

4 points is good. Especially when you consider that in the league we’ve been behind for a combined 93 mins and ahead for 3!

I suspect the other tickets were bought on your friend/family’s accounts. If you/they each login to the Saints app on their account you will see their ticket. Then you can if you wish transfer this ticket to your account so that you can see them all in one place. This is what I did.

You were 50/50 until I put laxative in your Horlicks. Now the odds are 1/20 as using my ‘inside’ knowledge I have placed a series of substantial wagers on the timing of your next shit and those odds should tell you something big is going down in the morning.

Post Lukaku sale, I wonder if Everton are now weaker or stronger than last season?

The Invincibles.

Does Puel speak English?

After last season they'll have to update that license plate to P6 SFC

Happy birth-year to me and thank you all for the hours, days & weeks of entertainment. I'll return to the crowds of mute readers again now.

1 Southampton 2 .. Northeners 23 24 Portsmouth

Please - Any links where I can listen to the game? Thanks.