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It's just so SHALLOW. The second line isn't even a coherent sentence FFS. Even adding the words 'I've enjoyed' at the beginning and 'you will have' in the middle of the second line would've helped immensely. Arms length, greeting card vagaries.

Wow. Nothing like optimism, eh?

MLT. Been saying that every time i've seen the Gazza goal since.

Wow, this is about to get so outta control. One of you should stop it before it gets totally outta control and you continue to type at each other on the internet. Run for cover, everyone!

We are up **** creek but we have cash to buy 8 new paddles...

Using percentages when talking about a total of 3 games is glasgow-esque.

He's Bearsy's toothless scouse cousin.

As ever, I wonder how many people are actually truly angry about this. I thought it was funny and can understand mock outrage, but are people honestly getting worked up over this?

Apart from the fact that he's now speaking English in his first interview. Which is kind of like being dumped by a girlfriend who etc etc... I still hope she gets crabs. Or gets sacked. Kudos on the username, BTW. Kill the horses with hammers!!!

Like being dumped by a girlfriend who got progressively hotter over a year and a half, who refused to give you more than a hand-job. Only to see her ****ging some Coq in a spurs tracksuit on the first date. Hope she gets crabs.

Nothing. If they're not tapping him up.

At least he doesn't seem to remember where he left his question marks? He might not turn as many sentences into questions? A bad thing? Or not? He only did this 57 percent of the time, TBF?

Wigley-level opposition, cheap option, club can't afford to travel further away etc etc...

Quick colour swap with a crappy iphone app before I go to sleep...

New porto kit. CDAJFU? In red, obviously.

He was definitely made of wood.

Exactly. "I've been at the club since I was 12 and I can only see my future lying with Southampton FC." "If someone was to say that I'd end my career playing for Southampton in the Premier League then I'd snap your hand off for it."

I'm sure that kid got as many signatures as he could on that rag, TBF.

Why are we squabbling? There's room for about 15 more. If you have a 27inch iMac that is. Still no room for Gazza though.

Absolutely perfect, mate.

And the winner is...

Best thread on here by a country mile. Disappointing if true about Lallana, but would make it easier to imagine selling him. Cheers Guan, much appreciated by all. (Does anyone else start hearing Mrs Doyle from father ted when they read Guan?) Edit: You will now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIN5IS6V0rI