Cascadia Saint

Interesting read. I can't believe some of the shockers from the 70's. What was going on with Burnley in 1969 and 1975? or the Birmingham 70's one, yikes! My favourites from that lot are probably Villa and Spurs.

This!!

You know, for a mere 5 quid you could be part of the largest fan owned interweb forum hosted on this domain....

That is hilarious. As soon as the facts were pointed out to the skate he just retreated into pathetic threats, what a stinking little turd.

It feels real, but who really knows... Another beer I think.

It's all good mate... Toast is good for a hangover btw.

There can be no apologies in the muppet show, there are too many levels of sarcasm, cynicism and confusion to confirm a genuine one so don't worry about it. As far as portland, oregun goes, it's more like nobody under 45 works in portland,oregun. Besides opening a micro brewery on the back of a double decker bike, or printing handmade beer bottle labels for the owners of the aforementioned mobile breweries, or running the social media empire of the creators of the aforementioned beer bottle label printers from an iPhone in the window of a local, sustainable, organic, non-Starbucks coffee emporium ---- nobody works here. It's where the young come to retire. It's nickname is beervana, I hope it's not bearvana, I want to keep an ocean between me and the rent bear, despite whatever literary fanaticism I have been experiencing.

I guess you would have to jump downwards to get him, and with that low centre of gravity (fat stumpy ork) there is no guarantee you would knock him over anyway. I'm glad you stayed out of jail and didn't have to ram a Dan.

That's the ****ing spirit! (I'm currently on whatever page you posted that on, I'll catch up to present time in about 2 hours. Or another bottle of red...)

That's sad news for chappers, I would have loved to see him make a good go of it at millwall. He was awesome at times for us, especially the first few months of last season. I still wonder if properly focused and managed and given a very specific task to do ala puncheon, if he could do a job in our current team / playing style. Maybe, maybe not. Definitely not lacking in heart though, I wish him the best.

How dare he insinuate I'm old and have a job. And he has to go now? Where's he going to go? Given that he has promised nuclear Armageddon to most of the other boards... The motoring forum? I'm sure he could liven up the loose wiper arm thread.

Old? Jobs?

After 2 days I now know the tune in my bloody head was 'la Donna e mobile' - here's Pavarotti giving a beardy rendition - http://youtu.be/G_pn13q_tvA Simple as anything, which has to be for the greater good. He's Morgan Schneiderlin, He's Morgan Schneiderlin, La la la la la, La la la la la, You know it makes sense...

You should've jumped towards him with your fist just above your head, then celebrated wildly. Cheating little goblin.

Long range libido torpedo you say? Has he finally attached the mushroom heads to the missiles? This is worrying news. If he can somehow combine this with toke-yo's belly cosy rhetoric then I am not safe at all. I shall stop stroking just in case. Just gotta finish printing these pages first. For future generations and whatnot.

The eternal question...

27 points dropped from winning positions, Jesus. Hold on to half of those and we are so comfortably mid-table, knocking on the door of chasing Europe. This is why next season could be very different. Clapping happily...

His arousal doesn't scare me from the other side of the world. And proper literature reviews are of no use to us! Who do you think we are? I'm sorry you didn't get a tingle in your wee wee pipe, you missed out... Bear sycophant, bah. The creature has a promising talent and besides, it was amusing to annoy the wife by destroying the books she was reading. Get well soon lad, that nasal mucus is no joke. Really ransacks your dignity.

Especially if he wants them over easy.

A Turkish brunch?

Oh god, I'm not watching girls again. I mean, at all. Oops.

I had reputation points to lose? Result! So sorry to come between (as it were) you and your bear. Jealousy is a terrible thing, but you don't need to worry - its only a literary attraction. You can look forward to the familiar feeling of gargling on fuzzy balls later, I'm sure.

Bear! We need more chapters! I must admit I missed the fact you started book two 4 realz, but does no-one else care? One of the greatest critical talents of this or any world started book two and has been ignored since early January? Heathens. The lot of them. I was er... Busy, so I didn't 'notice' or whatever, but everyone else? Come on people, he bought the entire tome on amazon and has only justified the massive multi-pound outlay with one solitary chapter review thus far... I forwarded the link to this thread to all 3 of my friends, and 1 of them actually read it so... Go on bearsy, you know you want to slip into your old writers smoking jacket and slippers, or whatever the hell you wear when summarising baseballbatbumbashing and ornithological carpentry. I would offer you a fiver, but some ostrich raided my Paypal account yesterday.

Didn't you cut the golf joke hotline before launching into your bellicose rhetoric?

The main board is conducting 'scheduled exercises' with the lounge, should you be worried?