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Very impressed with KWP in interview. And Borja seems happy here. Awful journo questions. How about: ‘will you stay?’

And I won at the bookies

Bloody brilliant.

‘Saints held by Man City’

Bloody hell mo

Che has been excellent today

Salisu immense there

Not good at crosses etc

This will be a huge point. Come on saints. Backs to the wall.

Back from the dead…

Free kick and yellow but yeah

Another sensible sub at the right time. Ralph is definitely getting better at this

Sanity prevails. Good.

Oh just f**k off VAR

More hilarious bantz

If in doubt, give it to City

Ffs. Var.

Alan Smith annoys the tits off me. Biased.

Bloody hell de bruyne. Good sub bednarek, card-wise

Ralph probably needs to sort of do something. This is relentless.

Oh bum. Was always going to happen though, sadly.

I’ve had a martini to deaden the nerves. Not working.

Ralph learning. Saw Redmond was lost too

Agreed. Redmond just seems too ‘loose’. ‘Zonal’ is no good if it just means losing your man too much and losing possession when you have it. Perhaps he’s nervous about Pep’s loving gaze.

I think he’s great. Just that he was slow when Foden passed him like he was stood still. As he also did against wolves. But hey. Thanks for trying to provoke. Like you always do. Tit.