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Pre-match destabilizing. Lesson one.

Brighton away is April next year

Didn't quite apply with Newcastle United, though

He’s pretty low down on Betfair. 16-1.

🚨 Aston Villa are considering Southampton manager Ralph Hasenhuttl & Rangers boss Steven Gerrard as their next manager after the dismissal of Dean Smith #saintsfc [telegraph] Seems a bit unlikely

A couple of flaps too. Their keeper made two worldies. If they had gone in it would have been a whole lot more comfortable. Still. Win. Enjoy a drink everyone.

I am cheered, thank fuck. Smith gone in the morning then

Get in. Well done saints. Bloody hell that was hard work

Well not like he didn’t shield the ball in the corner or win a corner no

Just relentlessly allowing them the ball. It’s weird. Why so bad at keeping the ball and drawing the foul. Argh

Hurry up clock

Ralph’s blood pressure off the scale

Laughable. It’s been one long sting

this is torture

Good sub. Well played Adam Armstrong.

Yep. Glad it wasn’t a striker he took off.

god. McCarthy’s kicking tonight. Palpitations.

Best form of defence is attack. The lesson I wish Ralph had read about.

This has a distinct ‘they are going to score’ feeling about it

Just invites them to attack more.

That is a rubbish substitution. So negative

Absolute belter

Ooh. No Redmond. *perks up* great to see Stuart Armstrong start.

It's 'you're'. But no, not really. Or not this season anyway.

Nope. Top trolling though