DT

It's because he's a cock

Amazing what a transfer window does to a player. And strikers coming back from injury too. And clubs not wanting to spend money.

Good. Tosser, I reckon. Has all the hallmarks of a snake, and clearly thinks he is a LOT better than he is. That's England call-ups for you. We need to see the back of this type of player. Perhaps with the Armstrong rumours too, someone else in the club feels that way too. Need to get Flynn Downes back playing elsewhere but problem is that Russell Martin hasn't got a club.

I only caught the last ten minutes, which was basically pinball hoofing and no-one with any composure. What I do know is this though - when we allowed them that chance from Banford, if a certain other goalkeeper had been in the sticks, they would have scored. Old Tefal hands Bazunu would have contrived to have dived 'near' it. Good to have a decent keeper (seemingly) finally, who has something about him. Good also to see Shea back. Hopefully will force us to drop or sell Flynn Sideways.

It will be his next Ted talk

You can get 10-1 on a defeat from here. Just saying. Sometimes putting money on that ensures a Saints win.

I'd have this guy in like a shot, even with an injury: https://talksport.com/football/3879708/michail-antonios-move-to-championship-club-cancelled-in-heartbreaking-update/

It'll be because they have written the season off after their quite unbelievable lack of knowledge of the transfer market, or, indeed, football at any level. © The Rasmus Way

If only there was someone on this list who could definitely tell us for absolute sure whether JWP was leaving West Ham, just like he said he definitely wasn't leaving Saints that time... A week before he did.

I suspect they gave Stephens a new contract because he said if they didn't he would sulk, beat his fists a bit on the floor, and that his fwends Flynn and 'Armo' would too, and take their ball with them. They're in charge.

Well that is true. But every week they stay with us and our coaches, they get worse. Not least because they are being played out of position and with a manager with less backbone than a jellyfish.

I'll save that new analyst some time. We're shit, with terrible players, a manager who has no experience, and with a toxic underbelly of cliqueyness and no grounding in the basics of playing football or team spirit. But it's okay because Rasmus Ankersen.

Shit inexperienced manager who should never have been appointed continues to pick the traitors and the couldn't give a shits including the so-called captain (sorry, he is great at running around, I forgot) and we lose again at home, but annoyingly not by enough to get Tonka toy sacked or for us to actually get a striker in because old sicknote scores. So sick of these players and the management. Such a toxic, deeply engrained sense of shitness, added to by countless appalling appointments, with the hand on the puppet strings being one Rasmus Ankerson. He who is untouchable because he once thought Thomas Frank was brilliant, or something. Reinventing football. Knows more than all of us. Of course. So sick of it.

Isn't this the very least a professional footballer should do every week in return for millions of pounds per year? Run around? Perhaps our ambitions aren't quite what they should be. Sure, he's up there as a top goalscorer but he has missed so, so many and gone missing in terms of his captaincy responsibilities regarding playing standards and behavioural ones amongst his team mates (I'm looking at you, Flynn and the rest).

Less worrying is that he is shit

The straw I'm clutching is that SR are not investing this window because they're selling up, and taking that twonk sham psuedo Rasmus with them. I think we have to be very careful we don't get relegated this season, seriously.

The club took an absolute age to see what was glaringly obvious to all the fans (who of course know nothing about football compared to Ankerson's huge left field brain, reinventing the game). That Baz was utterly shit and cost us many games. Like the manager position, it is massively underrated by the management in terms of success on the field.

And once they see him let in all those goals they won't want him. Glad he's out of the building though. Probably dropped his car keys on the way out.

We should definitely be going all out to get rid of that tiresome snake, Downes. And Armstrong is never captain material, or good enough. I'd be keen to ship out Cameron Archer too, as he's shit, and hope that Baz is unimpressed with being second now and will request a move. Have to be an optimist.

Subbed after 2 minutes then

I hope he is not shit. But no-one can be as shit as Bazunu. Therefore happy with this signing. No need 10 more players. And a manager.

I do hope he's good at commanding his box. I'm here all week.

Damian Downs was one of the worst players I've ever seen in a Saints shirt. But worse than that, he put zero effort in. Waste of skin. Hamburg must be blind.

Rosenior is excellent

The living embodiment of that is Rasmus bloody Ankerson. West Brom have now sacked their manager. It's an epidemic. Player power and in the upper reaches, ownerships who feel they are the real managers and those they employ need to be their puppets and run it their way or else. And then there are clubs like Ipswich, who have players who fight for the cause, are led by an excellent manager, and magically appear to be doing well. Ankerson thinks his superior brain is above all that and is rethinking football. And Downes and his little band of twatty sulkers think they are too good to have to try as they gear up for the transfer window they all hope will get them out. Or it's the manager's fault and we're not trying, waaah booo. I really wish we'd go back to basics. Experienced manager and players who know that you need to work hard, not just fluff around with your washbag and oversized headphones. Makes me want to watch grassroots football much more every week.