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Well that is true. I suppose for me Arsenal aren't too bad (?) but Chelsea are pretty loathsome (and crooked), Liverpool over-sentimental divs who are up in arms when Real Madrid do what they did to us (broadly) over Van Dyke and countless others, and Man City just corrupt Lawyer-funders, fending off 100,000 court cases. Spurs are laughable and deluded, indignant about their supposed golden era that never was, and with only one song. Ours. So yes.

Please not Spurs. Few rumours flying around. Anywhere but there. Hope he stays!

Perraud comes on for Betis and they concede 4. Sounds familiar.

Quite possibly the best post on this forum ever

Another experiment begins. Disappointing.

It’s not too late to get a manager with (check notes) experience of the Championship rather than yet another appointment that makes the appointees into some kind of genius if it comes off. Not that any of the ‘clever clever’ left field reinventing football ones have. Talking about a video on Monday Night Football isn’t enough for me. We’ll see how the players take to him - they’re so confused by all these systems. Should have gone old school.

Russell Martin on Rangers shortlist. Ancelotti and Gerrard too though

Arguing over £3m for the most important appointment at the club. Pathetic.

Southampton, the club where they do things like hire rugby coaches, non-entities, and powerpoint experts. For once, can we not 'think out of the box' and hire someone with experience, who knows how to motivate and grind out the results we need. This is another shitshow in the making.

God I do hope so. Rohl has his pick of lots of clubs, Still - not so much. Tells you something.

If only we had had a manager who was great at PowerPoint presentations. Might have won that

Oh great. Another experiment. All to massage Rasmus’ ego. Yay! He does PowerPoints. He will be great! Fuck experience or even being in a better league. Honestly, such muppets running our club

Agree. Please not Will Still. Wish the club would stop being ‘clever clever’ and appoint a proper manager with a decent record. Mid-table League 1 in France? Pah!

Another Emperor's New Clothes manager. Please no.

Absolutely nothing. Which we love.

Agree. Stinks of Rasmus being clever clever yet again

Lampard, then. 😉 (33-1 with Paddy Power...) Gary O'Neil behind favourite Rohl

Should have gone to SporsSavers

Wonder if they are waiting until the end of the playoffs as Lampard is probably a contender if Cov go out.

Hello Rasmus!

Thank goodness you're here with all your wisdom

Just read a rumour we have interviewed former Man U coach Eric Ramsay. Fuck me we have some morons at the club. Probably another Rasmus left field ‘I am a genius’ appointment. Am done if this happens.

Our one game unbeaten run continues

Frank Lampard not out of the picture yet, then. Think we’re waiting for playoffs results?

The best signing we could possibly make is to sack Rasmus Ankersen, whose 'out of the box' thinking has got us in this mess with terrible appointments and whose reverse Midas touch permeates throughout the whole club. We need to do this quickly, and get on with hiring a manager asap even if it costs a little more, in contrast to our usual modus operandi. Then sell our crown jewels early to pay for a solid defence and spine. Would like to keep Fernades but someone will come in for him. Need to replace with strong and physical players who want to play for us, in an atmosphere not tarnished top down by Ankersen and his deluded thinking.