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I do hope you don't mean the useless Lallana. I cannot think of one thing he has done since rejoining, and would be just the sort of person to undermine coaches in the vain hope that he might get the top job one day. Or do you mean Eckert? Or the linesman?

I guess it's the difference between an almost impossible task at Wolves and another relegation and an almost impossible task with us where if he did string a few wins together to get into contention he would be seen as a miracle worker, Pompey links aside.

I would absolutely love to see Bielsa at St Mary's.

We should let his dog play alongside him instead of that poisonous cretin, Flynn 'I want my Wussell back' Downes

Great news. Romeu will still be streets ahead in quality of everything we have. Grooming also for a future coaching role?

It was my stinging last post that did it. 😉 Okay, next step is not to appoint Lallana. If we do that we are definitely down.

Tick fucking tock. More Championship Manager bollocks and no points for another week then.

I see Wolves have noticed the perilous state they’re in and acted in order to stem the tide and try and stay in the division, with all that entails financially. Good thinking, guys. You might let our imbeciles know about this strategy. Also, we have a computer game player you might like to employ. To be honest, I’m staggered that the club respects its fan base so little that they have not acted, or even acknowledged their concern that they have yet again hired someone who is just good in interviews and presumably blew enough smoke up Wankersen’s arse during one of his ‘I reinvented football’ bollockfests. The club is hollow, with no-one who actually cares, neatly encapsulated by Adam Bloody Armstrong having the captain’s armband and trotting around the pitch without so much as a single gee up to his mercenary mates, Downes sulking about how good he is and how he misses Wussell, Stephens chatting behind Still’s back to bring about a bit of mutiny (just a theory) and there being no evidence of any coaching nous whatsoever, in fact making good Championship players only worse. The first obvious step is to recognise that Still is a sham, sack him, and employ a manager who knows what he’s doing, and who can stand up to a bunch of big balls players who think they’re good for the Prem but can’t be arsed putting any work in. Get it done, for God’s sake, Saints.

If they go for Lallana it is all over

Easy money at the bookies is the upside. Has to go. Should have gone weeks ago. Classic Saints. But we really need to get rid of the Danish twat too

McCarthy in goal, Armstrong in attack and Will Still as coach equals away win. Hopefully by enough to catalyse some action, finally.

Hi Mr Still! You think we can't do better than this shit then. Brilliant. Or that we are unrealistic to want someone a bit better than a computer game player.

When is the club going to wake up and see the absolute pseudo bollocks that Will Still is? When we're without hope?

Tick. Tock. The sham is still here. Total shitshow of a club.

Is there even a glimmer of activity on the not having a shit manager front?

I watched Wycombe Wanderers v Fulham last night and couldn't help think that WW were everything we aren't. Quick, skilful, and together, with heart and spirit rather than crap mercenaries thrown together with no structure and oiks like Downs carping from the sidelines about how much he misses his fwend Wussel, and others saying they are too good for this league. We need a confident disciplinarian who has tactical ability and can command respect. It's too late with this one; the dressing room has clearly gone, but it's a situation that has been brought about by them not believing in his ability. Because he hasn't got any. I'm frankly amazed he is still here and can only think that everyone is happy about this drivel we have to watch. Nothing will change until we have a decent manager. Oh, and a keeper, a decent muscular midfielder, someone who can score goals etc etc. First step is to sack him. Get on with it.

Rosenior please. Was my pick last time. Won't happen though, because Wankersen knows best about breaking things and being a disruptor (sorry, massive twat)

Tick. Tock. We still have a snake oil salesman in charge. Hired by a grifter. In a club with no soul. Great.

What are they waiting for? Why is he still here?

I just saw an email in my inbox and got a short spurt of hope before seeing it wasn't about the pseudo being sacked. We blunder on. Countdown to his next five at the back and desperate three subs at once bollocks. Honestly this club is totally shit right now

Does anyone think the board will grow a pair and sack the useless sham of a coach?

What the hell is the club waiting for? Should have been gone this morning. We’re going down if we delay any longer. The players clearly haven’t bought him - or can see through his bullshit, as many are now starting to do on here. Finally.

Seriously, how the fuck has he not been sacked yet? So many people on here thought he’d be okay when he was appointed, being wowed by his bang average performance in a poor French league and a bullshit appearance on Monday Night Football with a screen and some graphics. Shame he’s so shit in real life and dealing with humans. Sack him now. Don’t put Lallana in charge, and don’t let that Wankersen bloke anywhere near the next appointment - in fact he should go too. A club that still has McCarthy in goal, Stephens with a big new contract, and which relies on the useless Armstrong to fire in goals is a complete and utter laughing stock only going in one direction.

He's Still here then. Half of me actually wants to lose against Blackburn for the greater good of the club if it means he goes.

With the exact same players and Sean Dyche in charge we would be top of the league. Or Moyes. Or Lampard. Or Rohl. Or Pochettino. Or even Cooper. He is not good enough.