Barney Trubble

Nothing seven or eight pints of Guinness wouldn't sort out. I'd be up her like a Rat up a drainpipe if I was ******ed. I always tell girls not to use their teeth anyway when performing on me. Girls who think that scraping their teeth up your shaft makes a man hard has been watching too many BDSM films. As for the thread, I agree, we do have some ****ing ugly female Olympians. Why can't we be like the old Eastern Bloc countries, they have some fit totty. Note: this last sentence is not valid for Shot Putting and similar events.

I agree, if our financial situation is so dire then every penny and every pound makes a difference. Was there not a thread about this earlier in the year, when the club could not aparrently pay a bill for some clerical goods, which was a small amount? If so, then that's why the little thing's make a difference, if you look at it like that, then the amount the likes of these do not pay could then be paying for the little bills, that used to get paid with pet cash etc It does sound frivolous, then again, we are led to believe that our situation is at a critical level, so the small amounts are just as important in our plight. In any case, it shouldn't have to come to this should it, those who are within the club should be paying anyway, even if a freebie is offered, it used to be known as 'doing the decent thing', however, in the world of Southampton FC, it would appear that this phrase is also as redundant as a lot of the staff and there are those whose self interest is the primary concern, with the club as a whole a rather distant second. If a freebie is offered, then they should be saying 'no thanks' and paying their way. Of course, they may have paid and apologies to anyone concerned if you did, but in answer to the thread then I think it's about time that the club treated those in the upper echelons of Southampton FC consistently with the way they treat the fans at times, well ok, maybe not with so much contempt :-) Just for the record, i'm not anti Lowe but i'm sure some will assume that if I am critical of the board or the directors of the club.

Oh well...same old, same old......

Too many too mention but recent memories are of the place rocking, maybe literally, as we came back from 3-1 down v Blackburn and nearly won 4-3 in the last minute or so, think it was super Marians first goal and he had a shirt on that looked three times to big for him, I think it was short sleeved but was long sleeved on him :-) The same year, the Everton game, I was offered £250 for my ticket from a guy dressed head to toe in Saints stuff, I think it was in the Cricketers. I could list loads but i've been on the wine and the memories will make me sentimental:-)

Any TV or stereo I buy must have perfect symetry with the buttons, so they all have to be located centrally on the TV or have equal amounts in the same place if the buttons are located to the side of the TV, e.g three on the left, then there must be three on the right, all of the same size and shape. It ****s my head up looking at it if it doesnt and I end up conentrating on that, rather then the TV programme. Also, photos, pictures must have perfect symetry or be level. I once had one picture that was eight inches away from the wall and another that was five[because of a window]. I lay in bed staring at them and tried to sleep, I eventually got agitated and got up about 3am and took them both down, I just couldn't cope :-) Beer towels can't be creased, if they are, I have to straighten them up and I get agitated when someone puts their beer on it and creases it again. I used to have a thing about overlapping the rings you get from the bottom of a wet beer glass, a bit like the symbol of the olympics. One of the worst was when my ex used to line up her shoes in the cupboard in no particular order, so the left foot would sometimes be placed on the right, with the toes facing outwards and the right foot would be placed on the left and the toes outwards again. It used to do my head in and I had to put them correctly before I could concentrate on anything again. That OCD has now gone away and I'm comfortable with shoes placed in any order. I have many, too many to mention but some come and go and some stay with me.

Yes, their attitude to us that night was very sad. Instead of celebrating their lucky victory graciously, they decided to try and rub our noses in it. I've been going to games since the early eighties but for some reason that still makes the hairs on my neck stand up. All that needless posturing, knowing full well that as soon as a Saints fan encroached the pitch that they would have been arrested or bitten by a Police Dog. You would have thought that they would have just got on with their night and enjoyed their moment in a more positive manner, instead they made themselves look utter idiots. I guess who you to be there to believe it. So yes, they have hit a nerve with me and I do look out for their results and hope that they get a mauling.

Yes, unfortunately, his actions would have been better to have acted as mediator, looking to calm the tone of the other guys voice down and control the situation. Instead he inflamed it and went over the top, noble gesture it may be but not really necessary. Then again, if there was a bloke holding a plank of wood, my dad getting threatened and a dog barking then I doubt i'd have heeded my own advice either. It's hard to think straight when there is so many thing's going on, people shouting and swearing, a Dog barking and some loon swinging a plank of wood about can make you naturally adopt a fight or flight mentality, in this case he chose the former as I would probably have done in the actual moment, easy to be more objective and focused in hindsight.

N-Trance - Set you free

FFS..... Are you on Effexor? Thanks for lightening the mood around here.

You can but you have to think outside of SKY. I don't by the way but I asure you that I know a few dodgy pubs that have SKY and Setanta for nothing more than the cost of the hardware.

There's a huge housing estate about 2 minutes drive from the Park and Ride scheme they operate. Can't remember the name of the estate but I parked up and it was about a ten minute walk to the stadium. Sorry I can't be more specific but get there early enough and there are plenty of places up until about an hour or so before kick off.

When my manager asked me indirectly to do something. Such as: "Do you want to go and sort out this issue Barney?" I just reply, "No I don't, but thanks for asking". Why doesn't she just tell me that she needs me to do something instead of trying to be nice about it, it's no big deal,but if people want to give me an option of doing something that's going to be a bastard or doing something mundane, then that's their fault.

Exit could you PM me or email me please.

I'm getting good vibes so far abou how the season might go. By most accounts, our performances have been quite good so far. I know they're friendlies but I still feel good about it all.

Scottidh football is poor, I wouldn't say it was that great a shock. I reckon Rangers and Celtic would struggle in the Premiership and would not be too great a challenge in the Championship

Absolutely class programe. The Paedo one was just so clever.

First Call. Been with these for two years and used them once, on that occasion they were at my house in just under an hour, bear in mind that i'm male and at home and I wouldn't be a priority, so can't fault them so far and all for £42.50 http://www.firstcallmotorbreakdown.co.uk/home.cfm

Well done gents, I imagine looking after forums are a pain in the backside

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It's pretty strange, something doesn't feel right. Mmmmm