Ponty

Hallowe'en, or Samhain to give it it's correct name, is about as American as kissing the Blarney stone or tossing the caber.

Will all due respect MB, there's no lorry on the planet that will pull up faster than a car so your mate's dad must've also been distracted. Sad way to go though.

WTF are you blabbering on about? Nurse! Nuuuurse!

No probs.

So it's ok for you to spell badly or use poor sentence structure because you're dyslexic but I'm a hockey loving ponce because I'm not? Ok, keep up the good work.

I didn't realise talking English was something to be frowned upon. Sorry, I'll regress back to a more suitable level. Ughhh eurghh ug ug. Oh, it's "swallowed" and "too much" by the way. Perhaps you should try a main course of dictionary... Old bean.

Yes, because that's absolutely how it would work. The police/govmt would have no interest in someone just breaking the law, they just want to catch 'johnny foreigner' and his over-exciting rucksack. Please, don't be so naive.

To answer your question; yes it was.

Well, you'd expect an inquiry tbh but if what you say is the truth I assume no action was taken against said teacher?

Doesn't the 'fact' of it being 150 or 40 pupils depend where you take your news?

Erm, Brighton in the 60's? This sort of "collapse of society" has been going on for decades. It's probably no worse now, it's just documented and reported 'better'.

What are they singing, out of interest?

****ing hell, Alpine could be accused of wearing rose-tinted specs next to you

Wolf Creek.

She's probably too old/fat/sane for you.

"We" people?

Are one way tickets cheaper?

Sorry

I think you can have it in lieu. Especially if you eat too many Bratwurst.

None, because we add loads of ballast to the car to bring it up to weight. What it does do is compromise the balance of the car if the driver is on the heavy side as we can't put the weight exactly where we want it.

My better half says "while" meaning "until" but then I get revenge by using the word "somewhen" which, apparently, doesn't exist in proper English either.

I wouldn't put it as simply as that. Basic human rights are, and always have been, fundamental to our way of life. Picking and choosing, on a whim, who is entitled to those rights goes against everything humanity stands for. I doubt you'd be too impressed if a member of your family was incarcerated for 2 months for giving a terror suspect the time and being seen on CCTV doing so.

INS, sometimes you're a complete plank. There, I said it.

Without getting a calculator out, that sounds somewhere about right. I might come back to this later

Today's engines will run at around 21,000 rpm but since the freeze, and designation of 2 race engines, they've been electronically limited to 19,000. It might not quite reach the max rpm of those Honda twins but then we're talking V8s here.