Ponty

Waste of money, brains and time... That was around long before txt spk. Usually used by bosses wearing red braces who'd watched Wall Street one too many times.

It wouldn't surprise me if there were but not in my department. It's always worth looking here if you want to get into F1. There's actually a job at Red Bull that might suit you.

You'll never really understand, but you know how you like brightly polished stainless steel kettles, irons and food-mixers...

I would offer some advice but the only fish I ever caught whilst beachcasting was a Bass who was unfortunate enough to get hooked in the eye as I was reeling in. One thing I would say though, if you cast out and believe you're watching the perfect cast as your weights and lures fly out to sea, just check there's not a metre of broken line hanging from your rod before you start celebrating.

Following up the Police 'sympathy' angle; I once had four tyres slashed outside The Golden Hind in Eastleigh (anyone remember that place?) so I called the local OB who asked, "What do you want us to do? Arrest him for stealing your air?" Fill in the rest with lots of asterisks.

It's all becoming rather out of control, isn't it? Down with this sort of thing! Careful now!

At the very least, maybe it's an indicator that he cares? Of course, he only cares about his share value, etc. ad nauseum.

Oh yeah, I never saw it that way before. There was me thinking Shane was simply lol'ing at a Seikh chap on his mobile.

Shane, your avatar ****s me off. Please change it.

lol... ridiculous. If my company was in financial trouble, a bit of reassurance from the boss would go some way to helping me worry about the right things, like playing football, instead. Some of you lot are class snobs to the extreme.

Unaccustomed as I am to public and motivational speaking.... etc.

There was no aggro between Mods and Rockers in the 60s. There can't have been because, as everyone knows, youths have only been out of control in the last few years. Since sweatshirts came with hoods, no doubt.

Someone had to say something ffs. I don't care if the tea lady is in there next week if it gets a result.

£1200! Is that right for a matt black wrap? Hell, a respray would be cheaper.

Gets my vote.

Awww

Nice work Simo. I'll sticky this.

How much is one of those vinyl wraps? That Ferrari looks awesome and I can't help but feel my R26 would look good too

Go on, try.

See JFP's new thread.

I'm pretty sure he is, but who knows if he had kids eh?

It's only a junior role tbh BTF. I don't think it'd pay the mortgage.

It was a male goat wasn't it?

Well, there's 19 or so tracks aren't there? I guess if you take out the filler you're still left with a decent album. It was disappointing a couple of years ago (when I wanted it desperately to be a Wildhearts album) I guess, but I quite like it now.