Ponty

And they're off!

Nope, let's move on over...

Here please....

My resistance to lame puns is legendary. Please stop or I will lock this thread and re fuse to unlock it.

I hadn't thought of it like that.

It still costs twenty quid to buy twenty quid's worth of petrol.

One thing; let's not prejudge the rest of the season on that first race. Bahrain always is a snorefest and not a lot will ever change that.

What ones do you have? I might be interested.

Yeah, very. Find the offending pipe, get a new piece to replace it, pull off the old piece and push on the new. The hardest part is finding the split one if it's not immediately obvious.

Not if it is a hose. Pennies. You buy it by the 1/2 metre usually. About a quid or so.

My bad. I was just having a quick go on War Games.

I knew what you were aiming at.

Sounds like a vac hose. Check all the hoses go somewhere and don't have splits in them.

Same as always, Naff all.

Goodbye, BA. It's been nice knowing you.

What a ****ed up world we live in. Grow up, ffs.

Give over PES, that defeat didn't hurt a bit. In fact, I cheered every time you broke away and scored cos each goal reminded me how much better we were than you. Or something.

Rumour is that the Maccas have to downgrade their diffusor for the next race because the current one exploits the starter hole in an illegal manner. Saying that, the rumour said that we had the same problem, something which the official RF1 denied earlier, so who knows? The diffusor on the McLaren does form around that hole though, something ours doesn't. Anyway, my point is, they might be chasing the speed they already have rather than gaining any. Fingers crossed anyway.

I think, according to the predictor, that we'll finish 7th on 79pts, behind Huddersfield on 80 and ahead of Swindon on GD.

A couple of years until he reaches his prime then.

Annoying to come 11th after all that but there you go. ALO MAS HAM VET ROS SCH BUT WEB LIU BAR KUB

Kubica overtakes a Sauber and Toro Rosso and is up to 11th. Considering Sutil sent him back to 21st on Turn 1, Lap 1, I'm really pleased with the way he's going.

Yeah, looked like something wrong on the pushrod by the way it was waggling around.

Hence the question mark, Jason... I didn't see the West Ham stuff.

Yup, looked like they all pulled away in second.