sotonjoe

... in fancy dress.

Very nice. I'd love to see your football clobber. I bet you look like It the clown

Not go? Are you mad?

I know there are, but he's still scored six goals in six games apparently.

Cor, it's an absolute minefield isn't it? Let's say you're really into wearing face paints and novelly red and white striped wigs and you want to go to Middlesbrough away, but you see people on the internet saying that's wrong, what are you supposed to do? The life of a Saints fan never runs smooth.

I think it's so they can upload it to the internet and prove that they were 'there' when they get interrogated on internet forums.

Depends if they cock it up i guess!

What? Not going to a home game when you're going to clinch promotion? Who would do that?

I think it's a describing word.

Please don't tell me his girlfriend was in there too? She's a right stunner.

Unlike some on here, I don't think I'm that influential and I'm sure that my decision to attend or not will have no bearing whatsoever on what other fans choose to do. Perhaps more importantly, I won't be making a point of telling them they are or aren't doing the right or wrong thing. I predict we'll take most of our allocation.

You can add it to that dossier you keep all about Trousers.

I laughed.

Just a bit of icing really.

Thank God for that.

Look... can we just start capitalising the first letters of our proper nouns please?

Do you feel better having come clean like that?

How is sunshine a problem?

I guess a total mong would say that if you're a 'proper' fan then you would have a ticket. I expect that anybody not going to this game is a pr1ck. End of.

Yes, I know. Thanks for saying it again though.

worth a smirk if true.

But there are other energy supply companies available right?

It's quite funny, but it will be even funnier when they all get home and log on to The Saints Web to moan about what other supporters were or weren't singing at the game etc. I might do my bit by dishing out some Saints supporter guidelines to people in the pub I choose to go to.

You wouldn't have thought so, but whatever makes him feel better.

Is Stanley going to the WHU V Leicester game?