Miltonaggro

Reflecting over the evening cocoa and if they go ahead with Jones it does seem a very odd appointment - not sure whether naive or reckless. If this is the Ankersen choice you could understand it at Brentford when they were knocking around the lower reaches of the championship but to gamble premier league status like this would be bizarre. To me it really does feel like the Sturrock appointment, penny pinching and trying to be too clever, followed by a terminal blow up. Ultimately sturrock led to us panic in trying Wigley then throw the dice on Saggy in a desparate attempt to stay up. Different timescales here but if Jones doesn’t gel very quickly and have the support of senior players he will be toast, as will SFC. Never easy with Saints is it!

Jack Hargreaves? Good local knowledge.

But he’ll have to use the same laptop due to budgetary constraints.

He’s got his heating bill.

Don’t worry lads Jones is just a clever ruse, Dragan and Ankersen are currently in the jubilee suite at the Potters Heron with Sean Dyche.

Holy fuck, you leave the board for a few hours with a degree of optimism and the club add a further layer of self-inflicted shite. This bloke is akin to the Sturrock appointment without the charisma or gravitas. We are pinning our slim survival hopes on Luggy-Lite 😂

Indeed, we will go for Nathan 'Inigo' Jones, the only similarity being that they are both 5ft 7ins short arses...

Yep, it seemed to be the catalyst, downhill after his personal high point perhaps. Clearly a decent man and I wish him all the very best, but wish Sport Republic had made the change prior to the summer.

Not sure about the timing of this, who is going to burst into tears and kneel down when we only lose 3-0 to Liverpool, I hope Selles hasn't been paying attention.

Failing that Harry fucking Potter!

Ralph’s brand of attacking, defensive organisation and team spirit has now reached the terraces.

Fuck me, remarkable if Sport Republic keep this torture going for another week just to conform to their wall planner.

Apologies for typo I meant (Che) Adams's tally, not Adam Armstrong. I'm not fucking mental.

Spot on, put the 29 year old Danny Ings that left us in this side and things would likely be very different. including Adam's tally.

The unflushable Hassenhutl!

Moribund shite again…

I'd be all for Sunak becoming Chairman at Saints, if nothing else the infamous balti pies and concourse service would likely improve beyond recognition - get family friend Kuti in as CFO as an expert in tax efficiency.

She used to be 657, assistant to Docker Hughes and his disappearing act.

Cynical mate, text book!

Saints would be a good club for Gallardo to build his European career, and if Netflix do a remake of Fantasy island he'd be a shoe-in for Tattoo.

Tight, another 1-1

He's from Shirley, fucking hates Pompey...

It's all well being cynical, but if a scientific way to amalgamate the attributes of all three players into one was possible you'd likely have a four goals a season striker.

When he joined Saints probably thought they'd signed a new version of Kevin Phillips, instead we have a player with the attacking prowess of Emo Phillips.

It appears that this is the case, we have a tone deaf board and clumsy club media, attempting to ride out the storm. I think the fans can sense that on this occasion the club may well run out of luck.