Miltonaggro

Enough material for an entire psychiatric conference!

Hinge and Bracket have got one card left to play, and that’s to sack their experiment this evening and put someone in to give us some self respect.

Not of primates and invertebrates.

Personal stylist and translator.

Either way 20,000 leagues under the sea, the Welsh Captain Nemo of football!

Same as the Boardroom at St Mary’s. There two arseholes propping up a flaccid prick.

That’s because he never played above league one.

It might help get the little wanker the sack. Let’s hope so.

Hard to beat like a fucking gruel omelette!

Far too low, every single supporter that I speak to off here wants him gone. Regulars and season ticket holders. Clear he has been out of his depth from week one.

Perpetual moribund dogshit!

With this latest decision and bizarre comments Jones appears to be unravelling, which must take some doing with a brain like a bingo machine.

It’s what he would have wanted…

Good shout.

To appeal to the fans Rasmus should bring Nat out halfway through. This could be done strapped to a sack truck like Hannibal Lector, pulled out of a suitcase like Orville, or he could jump out of a big cake with P45 iced on top. It will go down a lot better than the shite light show with all due respect.

He still wouldn’t be ready if he got his big birthday telegram from King George!

Sack Jones and the Hot Fuzz duo, keep Selles on as a link to the first team and bring in Biesla.

Maybe they are and he's not listening, or not capable of taking advice.

Spot on, my perception at the time too.

If he could manage to do that the fanbase would likely be a lot happier.

I suppose tomorrow is the day that Brentford get to see what they could have been had Ankersen stayed and been given free access to a billionaire's cheque book. Bet come full time they will be well jel!

Thing is Lyanco isn't a particularly aggressive player, he's just inconsistent and shite.

Rhys Ifans in Notting Hill.

Just watched Sean Dyche's first presser for Everton. As you might imagine totally realistic and pragmatic about both himself and the situation of the club. Whatever you think of the man a consummate professional and I bet he'll turn them round. Jones should watch this as part of his 'learning on the job' and much needed self reflection - and SD is at a genuine basket case club in February.

Looking forward to seeing this one for saints. We’ve needed a focal point to the attack since Ings and arguably a genuine number 9 since pelle. If this comes off PO and Adams could be a real handful for defenders. Hope we go 442 to accommodate!