Miltonaggro

We could do with more of a forearmsmash approach at the moment.

He can do the hospitality, provided he’s not arrested at Heathrow a la Gary Glitter.

It could be Gary Lineker, really put us on the map.

I hope you’re right SG! Maybe the reporter does too.

Delaying the inevitable. By the time Hassenhutl gets the push the Eric Black shitlist will have a bigger crowd than our home games!

But they’ll never be as big as Harrogate Town!

The word from Turk Guide is that he actually said ‘Southampton are a bunch of handjobs’ - if so fair play, at least he knows what he’s up against.

Turkish has had a bespoke half and half scarf made Southarrogate

But you’ve shit out if you’re a Goztepe fanboy!

Pochettino has been sounded out by Rasmarse for that prime gig!

Saints currently ranked 82 globally, Harrogate Town 634, Goztepe unlisted as don’t meet the criteria. Ankersen needs to clarify to us small time second stream tosspots what he was on about, or indeed what he was on.

#wankersen

Brendon Rogers has his booked in.

A shoe in when they remake Brewster's Millions, £50 million in 48 hours then fucks off.

I am usually an optimist, and being optimistic can only see two points from those three fixtures, currently. Bore draws against the Irons and Bucket-rattlers.

As other posters have alluded to, having thought this over this looks like Saints may well have been played. Something of a set up to avoid Man City the embarrassment of feeding a direct rival in Chelsea, and a possible explanation behind their weird last minute approach for Lavia. To be honest the only concern I would have is if we have done the bulk of our season's transfer budget on a trio of promising but green youngsters recommended by a senior figure now rapidly exiting stage left. If Shields wants away then bollocks to him, but pray that his prodigies come good for Saints and that his decision (which has left Saints 'very angry' according to Brownmore) means Sport Republic commit to their root and branch reshuffle sooner rather than later.

Kwasi Kwarteng’s motivational coach?

Indeed time to rechristen chunky as Adam Brownmore.

I think they genuinely believed the 'safe hands' 'well run' line spun by Semmens & Co. during and after purchase, and thought that Saints would tick over whilst they were empire building in the bargain basement. It's likely now that the core team is in a mode of responsive crisis management to rescue the situation before it becomes untenable. Given what appeared a large investment in earnest over the summer, if they're not SR are incompetent and will be complicit.

In the picture book dictionary this is the visual entry for ‘Mediocrity’.

Scrolling too quickly and at first disagreed with the statement as ‘nobody wants to headbutt Ralph’ - we’re unravelling lads!

Start a new game as Chelsea.

Joe Shields Eddie Izzard dream team - incoming

Bloody hell, the Sport Republic revolution is going swimmingly. Pochettino has clearly requested his own man, Juan Job.

Clearly the Italian oi version of Right Said Fred.