Miltonaggro

Exactly this. The most remarkable thing about this episode is the number of times we’ve been able to pull ourselves out of the mire, give the club a fighting chance, since the end of 2022, but have bottled every one.

Relegation should allow a rethink and the implementation of what appear to be some very easy gains in terms of improving SMS for our home games. Watch these useless cunts miss every single one.

We will get Den Perry!

Insightful analysis into Sellesball. This team might be absolute dogshit, but they're brilliantly consistent!

When Saints were first linked I thought Nathan Jones had been made up as a piss take on Twitter. Unfortunately, he was revealed to be known in rough Welsh former-mining towns, Luton and fucking Copenhagen.

Ankersen USP. What a complete helmet!

Forest at home under the Welsh wizard, fuck me what a dawning that was.

My parents had a Goblin Teasmade throughout much of the 70s, clearly I was being indoctrinated into the Hitler Youth, Southampton East division. I am now awake...

By that logic Nigel Adkins should have led an England team of League 1 Saints to winning the world cup, yet another avoidable cock up by the FA and Nicola Cortese!

I was on a flight with GS two weeks ago, he appeared very affable, calm and relaxed. Not sure he'll want to fuck that up.

Should have got him in January, handy in terms of planning great escapes.

It would be a four star review on TripAdvisor. Bells!

Probably a Man United fan!

I've heard that he's fluent in Welsh but doesn't speak any English. Yet another schoolboy error to add to Rasmus's recruitment pantheon of dogshit!

Whereas, James Beattie has a coaching license and nowadays a clean driving license (including fork lift trucks).

Bloody hell that's a controversial opinion!

A basis for optimism in terms of a group relatively untainted by association with the current shitshow. As others have said Stephens would be good in the middle and Bree certainly an option alongside. Will likely be too much to ask for but would like a solid, experienced keeper with Bazunu number 2 or out on loan - work experience not what we need. Pray for an early cull with new manager in place and critical attention given to putting the spine of the team in place for pre-season.

On a clear day you can see Uranus, but not where our next win is coming from!

Good shout. For once our first 11 wouldn’t have the biggest tits in the ground!

I think we convincingly beat Forest, they sack Cooper. We then employ Cooper who takes us down without another goal or point. #saintsy

We are Hampshire’s only Premier League soccerball outlet with a catchment area stretching from Weston Super Mare to Eastbourne!

Motivation, motivation, motivation - the three m’s! 😀

No, just for employing the helmet in the first place.

FFS!

New category, the best quarterly manager award.