Miltonaggro

Don’t worry lads Jones is just a clever ruse, Dragan and Ankersen are currently in the jubilee suite at the Potters Heron with Sean Dyche.

Holy fuck, you leave the board for a few hours with a degree of optimism and the club add a further layer of self-inflicted shite. This bloke is akin to the Sturrock appointment without the charisma or gravitas. We are pinning our slim survival hopes on Luggy-Lite 😂

Indeed, we will go for Nathan 'Inigo' Jones, the only similarity being that they are both 5ft 7ins short arses...

Yep, it seemed to be the catalyst, downhill after his personal high point perhaps. Clearly a decent man and I wish him all the very best, but wish Sport Republic had made the change prior to the summer.

Not sure about the timing of this, who is going to burst into tears and kneel down when we only lose 3-0 to Liverpool, I hope Selles hasn't been paying attention.

Failing that Harry fucking Potter!

Ralph’s brand of attacking, defensive organisation and team spirit has now reached the terraces.

Fuck me, remarkable if Sport Republic keep this torture going for another week just to conform to their wall planner.

Apologies for typo I meant (Che) Adams's tally, not Adam Armstrong. I'm not fucking mental.

Spot on, put the 29 year old Danny Ings that left us in this side and things would likely be very different. including Adam's tally.

The unflushable Hassenhutl!

Moribund shite again…

I'd be all for Sunak becoming Chairman at Saints, if nothing else the infamous balti pies and concourse service would likely improve beyond recognition - get family friend Kuti in as CFO as an expert in tax efficiency.

She used to be 657, assistant to Docker Hughes and his disappearing act.

Cynical mate, text book!

Saints would be a good club for Gallardo to build his European career, and if Netflix do a remake of Fantasy island he'd be a shoe-in for Tattoo.

Tight, another 1-1

He's from Shirley, fucking hates Pompey...

It's all well being cynical, but if a scientific way to amalgamate the attributes of all three players into one was possible you'd likely have a four goals a season striker.

When he joined Saints probably thought they'd signed a new version of Kevin Phillips, instead we have a player with the attacking prowess of Emo Phillips.

It appears that this is the case, we have a tone deaf board and clumsy club media, attempting to ride out the storm. I think the fans can sense that on this occasion the club may well run out of luck.

Another chaotic 1-1.

The momentum stopped at the death - not closing an experienced striker off and letting Romeu leave right at the end of the window weakened us considerably. The signings made were very positive overall but lacking a solid unit in midfield and a clinical goal scorer is obviously the difference.

Tessem currently summarising on Solent, making Dave Merrington sound like Marcel Proust!

Another schizophrenic performance, looked a bit more balanced first half but flat and backs against the wall at home against a side that should have been knackered second half. I think SR won’t move until after Arsenal, but we reality is that we need to get an organiser in asap to steady the ship or this young side could go into complete free fall - you can sense it.