Miltonaggro

Fucking Walcott, Christ!

I expect naming him Quincy was a 'boy named Sue' move by Promes senior which has backfired. Still, he should be right on top of the forensics in this case.

Dave Watson lived in a large rendered 'between the wars' property on Brookvale Road in Highfield. Used to see him mowing the lawn - held the lines well as you'd expect! Again a lovely down-to-earth approachable chap.

Seeing some links, albeit rather tenuous, to Arthur Cabral, the prolific 23 year old Brazilian striker at Basel. Seems very much a Broja 'type' so unlikely whilst he is on loan at Saints, but perhaps El Gorilla has put a word in about the earthly paradise that is Ocean Village.

How much will Rakuten have to pay Sportsbet.io to buy out our shirt sponsorship? Their basic deal with Barca was worth £25M a year, so think they'll be OK. Looking forward to reports of Hiroshi Mikitani docking at Ocean Village soon - we are even the right colour for their branding.

He's no Rory Delap, that's fo show!

Christ, do we still get them on here? Rather like us attempting to troll on realmadridweb.es.

I've been worried about Danny Ings all week, does anybody know if he's going to be OK?

Can you bring your own windbreak and deckchair?

Yes, and no.

Christ, I knew that marching band was a bad idea! 'I Feel Love' on a trombone was always going to be controversial.

I'd put a substantial bet on Big John McGrath, Jimmy Case and Psycho Dennis to sort them out on their own, as a tag team...

Milan Mandaric - 100% one of the best money launderers of his time.

Redmond has got the first touch of Harold Shipman. Hopefully the authorities are on to him soon before he can cause any more needless victimisation and trauma.

I'd quite like us to be called Bezoshampton. Jeff could then spitefully buy Fratton Park, level it, and ironically use it as a launch pad for Blue Origin. Portsmouth residents could apply to be blasted into space to avoid unethical testing on chimpanzees. Hopefully I will live to see this reality, along with a League cup win.

Will be interesting if this has legs. Howe might save SFC from relegation without actually joining us. Good man...

I don't think Eddie Howe is the man, but there might be something in thinking outside the box. How about a classically Saints version of the Three Tenors with the elevation of Erwin Koeman, Wally Downes and Sammy Lee. A heady mix of laid back Euro nous, chirpy cockney optimism with underlying menace, and condensed scouse animation and volatility. All love the area, and retain studio flats across the city. Unconventional perhaps, but still more compelling than Eddie fucking Howe.

P Shilton I Golac V Van Dildo M Wright M Dennis S Williams A Ball (skipper) D Armstrong K Keegan M Channon M Le Tissier Bench: A Neimi, D Watson, J Case, S Moran, A Shearer

That's unfair in terms of Nigel, and he's texted to say he has just MOTed the Ford Focus and has his own bucket and sponge.

My first thought too! A fun day out by the seaside :)

I've been considering this thread since April, and yes, I think that the Premier League probably is too rich for us...

If it's the New Taliban that's fine...

Shane Long, on as the wise old head. Shame it’s grafted from a headless chicken.

Wolves are shit this season, but right now they are still able to out-smart saints. Worrying.

Christ, listening to Solent commentary today Blackmore and Merrington are the ultimate dream team. Sounds like the work experience boy and Lt Gruber from Allo Allo.