Miltonaggro

David Lee - Onetrick

Malcolm Waldron - Bambi

It was lighthearted, apologies for the neg’s...

And would still be an improvement on Gao! :)

I think Ralph is enjoying life at Southampton in the main and we are very good fit for him and his methods - there is mutual benefit. I am not sure he would get the time he needs to get players to buy into his methodology at the big clubs in the Prem. The best outcome for the manager, senior players and fans would be that we get a Board who can free the purse strings somewhat and show ambition, because the potential to do something special with this on-field set up is becoming very evident.

On the Beatles theme: Saints signed Salisu Or should I say that’s what they say He was on Youtube Looking quite good, Ghanian hardwood He told Saints he’d stay And mentioned he’d play anywhere So Ralph looked around And placed him in a Vestergaard pair Bin-dippers consider Saints mugs, biding their time Preparing to whine An inch on six two, for now Mo is a Saint Hates Pompey scum as much as you… Etc.

Plastic though, I have it on good authority Semmens uses Rightguard.

Leslie needs to return to his 'spiritual home' and bounce back. He's only 67 and Ralph could do with him in his backroom pulling strings and stuffing envelopes.

I was cynical as the window petered out yesterday but have to say in those brief interviews he comes across as happy, earnest and enthusiastic - and that was probably late at night in a hotel somewhere. Though the press team seem to think we've re-signed Gareth Bale! By contrast he's looked haunted at Everton in the past two years, a shadow of himself. Happy to have him back and hope that he gives it a really good go, the younger players especially should benefit from his profile and experience.

Terrific goal from Rom, Diallo may have a wait to get in the side. Won’t tempt fate but up to tenth as things stand at the mo.

Brewster's Millions [of pounds overpriced]. He looks like he's about to have a nervous breakdown.

I'll do it for nostalgia: 'young, hungry, and likely to improve...'

Certainly Pompey scum and scummers up until the mid to late-eighties. The hard of thinking to the east invented their claim and a social history thereafter.

FFS and in public too! Hendo obviously hated Lalla as he didn't get a breathless letter when he left the dippers

It's the Neil Shipperley proportions you have to watch out for!

She will immediately look to oust her father's diminutive trusted advisor, Nicola Mascarpone (who will have been courted to take over at AC Nestle)...

Surprised that they didn't put the first team on furlough during the summer to put pressure on Norwich - every place is worth a lot of money.

One of my favourite players and a great manager for us. Loved by and a legend for Barca and I hope that he does well for them.

FFS!

To be honest I couldn't give a flying f*ck what Le Tissier says or does on Chitter, he's the best player I've seen in four decades supporting Saints. That said, he's no Neil Shipperley...

Cheers Turkish, one of the few genuine ITK posters left. Does your insider have anything on Vestergaard?

BSM now, a clever marketing ploy by Guru Semmens.

It could be a biological reaction - the shirt wanting to rid itself of a dangerous pathogen.

Run like a seaside B&B...

Yes, I'm praying for that too, a veritable tsunami of good news 😉