Miltonaggro

He's no Rory Delap, that's fo show!

Christ, do we still get them on here? Rather like us attempting to troll on realmadridweb.es.

I've been worried about Danny Ings all week, does anybody know if he's going to be OK?

Can you bring your own windbreak and deckchair?

Yes, and no.

Christ, I knew that marching band was a bad idea! 'I Feel Love' on a trombone was always going to be controversial.

I'd put a substantial bet on Big John McGrath, Jimmy Case and Psycho Dennis to sort them out on their own, as a tag team...

Milan Mandaric - 100% one of the best money launderers of his time.

Redmond has got the first touch of Harold Shipman. Hopefully the authorities are on to him soon before he can cause any more needless victimisation and trauma.

I'd quite like us to be called Bezoshampton. Jeff could then spitefully buy Fratton Park, level it, and ironically use it as a launch pad for Blue Origin. Portsmouth residents could apply to be blasted into space to avoid unethical testing on chimpanzees. Hopefully I will live to see this reality, along with a League cup win.

Will be interesting if this has legs. Howe might save SFC from relegation without actually joining us. Good man...

I don't think Eddie Howe is the man, but there might be something in thinking outside the box. How about a classically Saints version of the Three Tenors with the elevation of Erwin Koeman, Wally Downes and Sammy Lee. A heady mix of laid back Euro nous, chirpy cockney optimism with underlying menace, and condensed scouse animation and volatility. All love the area, and retain studio flats across the city. Unconventional perhaps, but still more compelling than Eddie fucking Howe.

P Shilton I Golac V Van Dildo M Wright M Dennis S Williams A Ball (skipper) D Armstrong K Keegan M Channon M Le Tissier Bench: A Neimi, D Watson, J Case, S Moran, A Shearer

That's unfair in terms of Nigel, and he's texted to say he has just MOTed the Ford Focus and has his own bucket and sponge.

My first thought too! A fun day out by the seaside :)

I've been considering this thread since April, and yes, I think that the Premier League probably is too rich for us...

If it's the New Taliban that's fine...

Shane Long, on as the wise old head. Shame it’s grafted from a headless chicken.

Wolves are shit this season, but right now they are still able to out-smart saints. Worrying.

Christ, listening to Solent commentary today Blackmore and Merrington are the ultimate dream team. Sounds like the work experience boy and Lt Gruber from Allo Allo.

Yes, he's the Lyanco of Radio Solent.

I’d fucking love it if we nicked this now. They’d be six minutes of extra time but Broja with his first for saints in the prem would be both remarkable and fully deserved.

Me too. I reckon Ralph's plan is to keep him on the bench for a few weeks to wind him up like a wristwatch. We've needed some grit for a number of seasons and Lyanco could be the man, tag team with Sugar Ray Stephens...

If anyone fancies having Jimmy Mc cook them a fry up you can book in at his guest house in Ayrshire for a staycation. You would then be able to force an SFC Q&A on him without incurring additional fees - http://langside-bedandbreakfast.com/

Indeed, it's good and right to dream. I would love us to have owners that have the funds, nous and commitment to use Leicester City as their template of how to maximise the potential of an unfashionable provincial club. Recapture the momentum we got from the ML takeover but in the top flight, gain confidence get some swagger, win a trophy or two. We would then also have the advantage of the city and environs not being a complete shithole.