Miltonaggro

One thing to consider as a cause for optimism. When Wilcox came he joined with Man City on the crest of a wave, his stock as high as it is likely to get. Bit of a coup for Saints. I don’t think he joined to be a hatchet man or a yes man, and the board could have employed a hatchet man or a yes man much, much cheaper. Ankersen being miles away from the day to day in Turkey and France is also a positive, particularly if it’s by design. Fuckety frustrating at the mo but we have to wait for the close of the window. Let’s hope that this last week is positively Koemanesque! Keep the faith chaps, imagine a convincing win tomorrow and that daft sticker album filing up a bit next week.

Yes, look how Guido Shirley Carrillo turned out!

Best wait until Number 5 returns from Davos. Mood will improve.

Fuck McDuck

No need for profanities Wade. We heard this rumour about three weeks ago from one of our sleepers but it didn’t pass CoT quality control. Our compliance levels are rather strict.

Maybe they had one of Europe's highest rated twenty year old keepers.

Are you the Black Farmer?

Looks like poor Everton can’t afford Che Adams, so unsure how this one pans out. Would be idiotic for saints to allow a loan. Maybe they could sell their grade 2 listed dugouts to the British Museum and raise an extra £250.

Will ABK win the transfer window? 😉

That’s a very possible scenario, unfortunately.

Yes, according to Dan Snow Napoleonic trench warfare was terrible.

Particularly as he’d be fighting for the Germans!

Currently he’s certainly in the top three keepers at Southampton FC.

It’s on the job training, a new Danish tv show called Not So Secret Billionaire. A comedian masquerading as a business guru has a two year window to turn a billionaire into a millionaire without being rumbled. So far Rasmus is in line to win a holiday in Turkey and a Renault Clio.

Or put the Black Farmer in goal!

Kier Starmer's binman.

I think that the issue is that having done their research most of the prospective purchasers would be 20-30 year old men living with their parents and it doesn’t make economic sense to only manufacture the shirts in xl to xxxxl.

Yes, felt like a smash and grab raid. Our best ever side.

Poor sod looks off-white and like he's lost two stone Ted. Even joining Saints under Nathan Jones wouldn't have induced the shits like that. Doubt he will be risked on Saturday but going to be a great addition for us, a terrier of a player.

Predicted the results at Sheff Wed and Plymouth so far, and only a lunatic would have gone for an eight goal draw with Norwich. However, I am optimistic we will incrementally improve against QPR so the prediction is 3-1, which would do nicely!

psychotic.

A pariah. Will have to get his agent to put a few thousand miles and a language between him and the UK if he wants to earn his living a footballer.

Ahem. Good to see the CoT at the cutting edge once again