bridge too far

Bananas Strawberries Raspberries Pineapple Oranges / satsumas / clementines Peaches / nectarines Gala melons Not so keen on apples and pears though

This is the bit I don't get. I do understand that they (like us) got a -10 for exiting the first administration. Regardless of whether they eventually get creditors from CVA1 to agree to CVA2, surely they should still get -10 for exiting that second administration also.

We know from previous experience (ODI v Aussies a couple of years ago) that they're a bit funny about cameras. You're not allowed to use long lens.

Very good

Of course! *slaps forehead* - his spiritual home, innit

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/19386206 Cripes!

What? By members of the royal family?

Great match - very exciting!

Read it - it's a well written piece and sums up what most of us think.

He chose to refuse food once the court case had finished. Poor, poor man. How dreadful, how absolutely obscene, that a person should have to starve in order to die, rather than receive compassionate assistance.

Because these matters are commercially sensitive. You wouldn't show your poker hand if there was a big pile of cash at stake, would you? We have to trust the powers-that-be to do the right thing

Pompey in 'not allowed to collect cash' shocker! Portsmouth FC ‏@officialpompey Crawley v #Pompey tickets are now on sale - but only available directly from Sussex side: http://tinyurl.com/czma5w6

Pleased to see that we've got a fair few comments at the foot of this article. Although the Snooze does seem to take them down, have a think, and then post them back up again.

"Neil Allen ‏@pn_neil_allen @bigluca84 Yes, one supporter has pledged £10,000 and another £30,000! Incredible gestures. " I tried to reply to his tweet with that very thought but I suspect he's blocked my address as I can't get my tweet to errrr tweet

According to the **** Allen, two fans have offered Appy 40 of the 60 grand he's looking for.

Finestra HTH

And another loan! Portsmouth FC ‏@officialpompey #Pompey sign Jordan Obita - who is eligible tonight - on a one-month loan from Reading: http://tinyurl.com/c92thw4 How many is that now?

I took it to be a rhetorical question. Perhaps I'm getting too cynical these days

Give my 3 children shed loads to buy themselves a dream home Also give them enough money to fulfil their dreams: son wants to 'retire' to France to write (he's had a few bits and bobs published); oldest daughter wants to train as a midwife but with baby no. 2 imminent won't be able to afford to ATM; youngest daughter wants to study to become a lawyer but, with baby no. 2 imminent (both girls due within a month of each other!!) out of the question. Buy ourselves a pretty Arts and Crafts house with a big workshop so my bloke can build himself kit cars That's it, really.

And ripping off. I wonder how many local businesses, facing real problems if they haven't already gone to the wall thanks to the cesspit ripping them off in the past, will be inclined to 'lend' cash to the carcass?

Tim Vine is hilarious. Trouble is, his one-liners are so quick fire I find myself in tears, unable to draw breath!

I've just read that and was about to post it but obviously I was too slow My immediate reaction was to bang off an email to the Guardian but then I took the moral high ground. It is very one sided, though.

Looks like they're looking at another loan - that'll be at least loan no. 5 which is the limit 9m Neil Allen ‏@pn_neil_allen @andi4asg Still contracted to Celtic so it would be a loan. 1:41 PM - 20 Aug 12 via Tweetbot for iOS · Details 44m Neil Allen ‏@pn_neil_allen Not sure where these Josh Thompson rumours have come from. He has not signed at all, although still training with #Pompey.

Now they're resorting to volunteers to sit on the bench???? Pompey ITC ‏@PompeyITC @officialpompey Looking for volunteers for the next home game.. inbox us for more info!