Ivan Katalinic's 'tache

It might only be the JPT but we're off to Wembley! F*cking magic. Just gotta get a ticket somehow now.

How nice of them. Now, if they could just find some nice red & white ribbon for the Cup, that would be great.

Wahoo!!!! I had a premonition!!!!

They always say that 5 minutes before we invade the pitch. It's kind of a tradition, I think.

Well tell him to find it pronto, as no-one must be allowed to c*ck up our Wembley dream!!

You do realise you've just quadrupled our chances of f**king this up now?

Which translates to 7 hours of waiting time. Keep it going Saints!

Bring on Wally Downes. He'll get 'em going!

This is no time to take the p*ss. We want to go to Wembley.

Cue goal Lallana then...

Come on Papa, a goal and your celebratory dance to get things started please!!

Good. Need to get control back by any means necessary. Weather the storm and then nick another goal to set the party going. Marvellous.

I, too, have turned to beer. I was saving myself for a celebratory few beers at the end of the match but my anxiety has turned me to beer early.

After a few weeks out surely Hammond is tiring and maybe that's why we're losing a grip on the game. Who's on the bench? Is Wotton there? Need someone to come on and shake things up a bit.

Come on Saints! That's not nothing. That's something. Something not good!

Going downstairs for a beer. Permission for nothing to happen, granted. Unless it's a goal for us. Or two.

I just want us to be at the final...

Nothing. Which is absolutely fine. Another 30 minutes of nothing is exactly what's required. Unless it's us that the spoil the nothing by doing something good. I need a beer...

Let's hope the hero v Norwich isn't the villain v the Dons. Plus it was a bit too close in for him!

Did he injure anyone good?

Has Ian Harte taken one for Carlisle? If not, it'd be funny if he knocked Leeds out...

Thank f**k. That half time goal has made me edgy enough! No posts designed to give me heart failure, please, as I can't hear the game properly!

He did it on purpose. The local brothel opens at 9. Allegedly.

His hot air hasn't blown the ball in our net, has it????????

COYR. Big half now! Don't get complacent; same again as majority of 1st half and a day out in London is ours... Get 'em going Deano!