Ivan Katalinic's 'tache

It's the old favourite: 1 year left on his current deal and contract talks have stalled...

Interesting if Charles does get 24. I'd assumed we'd be retiring the number in Moi's honour but I guess there's no room for sentiment in football any more...

Hold on, we can medals for writing bollox on here? I need to up my game...

Phew! Apparently we've asked for a 4 finger KitKat but Besiktas will only give us 2...

So it's not all bad news? He stays but he can't play is less of a problem...

If this falls through, can't we pay someone to drive him around Turkey to some of the other clubs who were interested, to see if he can sort a deal and pass a medical elsewhere? I mean, no point wasting the air fare?

Would this be Odemwingie-esque if it falls through? After rocking up in Turkey, telling the Besiktas fans he's as crazy as them only for the deal to fall through (probably because he's chinned the Besiktas DoF or something)?

Mason Holgate from Everton seems to be the one most frequently mentioned recently.

So, there's a chance he may come back to strut his stuff for us in the Premier League once again, if we go up??? Yay!

Zeki Amdouni: Burnley sign forward from Basel for undisclosed fee - BBC Sport Is Tella now off their list?

Jonny Evans has signed a short term deal with United to let him play in pre-season games after leaving Leicester. Assume he's keeping fit before finding a more permanent arrangement.

Ross Stewart linked in the Sun

Looks like Tella is on the plane to Turkey

Good! Pay what we want for the ones we'd ideally like to keep or jog on?

Damn you speedy posting folk... 🤣

No idea if this is reliable but...

Leicester steal our Big Willy!

Wilcox out! How the hell have Ipswich signed a goalie from City before we've had a chance to be linked?! Cieran Slicker: Ipswich Town sign Manchester City keeper for undisclosed fee - https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/66142955

Gave him a bell. All he said was "What the fuck! Southampton! Is that my level?”

Wrong thread

The Cornish Maldini (if he stays)

So Charly stays unless we don't want him to?

This the one...

Wasn't there a story somewhere that suggested the low fee for Orsic had a trade off for a Trabzonspor defender joining Goztepe. #MultiClub

"Make mine a double" - I can see the headlines on the OS now... 😂