Ivan Katalinic's 'tache

Genuinely gutted by this... ...was never the right appointment. 😉

He must be. There was me hoping we'd bring in an experienced (and possibly relatively successful) coach with top flight knowledge preferably gained in the Premier League to drag us from our current malaise and then build into next season having turned our fortunes around when what we actually needed was a shit former lower league player who did fairly well at Luton. Probably why I don't recruit football managers...

Grimsby 2 up now. The Nathan Jones derby could be off at this rate...

How I expect to see our fans arrive at the forum tonight...

Brilliant from Jones! Bring in his mentor from Luton so fan rage is directed elsewhere on the bench. Who says he's tactically inept now?

...relegating us in the process!

Done?

Ha! Feel the power of @dezfootie... 😂

No idea if there's a grain of truth in this but as it's transfer deadline day and anything goes...

Moussa? Knows the Belgian league...

Whilst I think Vitinha will turn out to be the better player over time, right now for a team bottom of the league, a big lump like Onuachu might serve us better? He says hopefully and crossing his fingers he doesn't fancy a spell on Merseyside...

Aren't Brighton to Chelsea like we are to Man City? I'm thinking Lamptey, Gilmour, Colwill etc? Maybe that creates some insight?

Weren't Ankersen and Onuachu together at Midtjylland? If so, may be helpful in convincing him to come to Saints if we can agree a fee?

Fulham after Sander Berge who's long been touted for a move to Saints on this forum...

Isn't N'Lundulu on loan at Bolton? Maybe they're warming up our strike partnership for the Championship?

Seems to be repeating what this chap says this time around?

Is that instead of signing Nicolas Jackson or is he still doing his medical, I wonder?

Must've done. Not like Saints to move slowly after all.

Can he play up front?

How could we ever doubt Sport Republic's financial acumen? Saving the cost of a medical by letting Bournemouth find out Jackson has a problem. Utter genius.

We are the masters of being rejected. Others may try but only we get rejected every time...

Did Nathan really say this last night? 😱 Our strikers can't score past the worst keeper in the League, let alone the best. Although I guess if they did it would be an own goal???

It's going to be James Bree isn't it...? 😂 This forum and Twitter will be interesting places if it's not a striker!

How about Charley Alcaraz to the old Grzegorz Rasiak tune?

Always puts in a shift, a proper team player but surely the worst one on one finisher the Premier League has seen?