Ivan Katalinic's 'tache

It's true. I have a friend connected to Brighton's board and Tony Bloom has his own data analytics company and it's something they've developed internally for Brighton's sole use. It does what our famous black box supposedly did looking at everything from ability to character and 'fit'. A very slick move from a slick poker player...

Worth offering him it just to wind up Burnley IMO.

I hope Saints fans on Twitter, sorry X, are frantically tweeting the local journos to verify if this is true?

I'm hoping it's £80million.

Must have got a sniff that Chelsea have their cheque book out?

Quite a low fee. Must be pretty desperate to get rid?

In which circle would I need to be to purify water by talking positively to it?

I believe he's gone on strike in protest at the Zach Awe signing. You win some, you lose some?

Is that her in your avatar? Asking for a friend...

It does the same to me. If I click Login and then enter my email address and password, it signs me in to the ticket area. I then click Saints to go into the main pages. Might work for you too?

£50m incoming?

West Ham bid for Prowsey's left leg...

Even if we are being linked with Ross Stewart, I can't help the feeling we'll still have Joel Piroe as first choice, if we can get over the whole Russell Martin appointment 'negotiation'.

It's the old favourite: 1 year left on his current deal and contract talks have stalled...

Interesting if Charles does get 24. I'd assumed we'd be retiring the number in Moi's honour but I guess there's no room for sentiment in football any more...

Hold on, we can medals for writing bollox on here? I need to up my game...

Phew! Apparently we've asked for a 4 finger KitKat but Besiktas will only give us 2...

So it's not all bad news? He stays but he can't play is less of a problem...

If this falls through, can't we pay someone to drive him around Turkey to some of the other clubs who were interested, to see if he can sort a deal and pass a medical elsewhere? I mean, no point wasting the air fare?

Would this be Odemwingie-esque if it falls through? After rocking up in Turkey, telling the Besiktas fans he's as crazy as them only for the deal to fall through (probably because he's chinned the Besiktas DoF or something)?

Mason Holgate from Everton seems to be the one most frequently mentioned recently.

So, there's a chance he may come back to strut his stuff for us in the Premier League once again, if we go up??? Yay!

Zeki Amdouni: Burnley sign forward from Basel for undisclosed fee - BBC Sport Is Tella now off their list?

Jonny Evans has signed a short term deal with United to let him play in pre-season games after leaving Leicester. Assume he's keeping fit before finding a more permanent arrangement.

Ross Stewart linked in the Sun