Ivan Katalinic's 'tache

Fulham after Sander Berge who's long been touted for a move to Saints on this forum...

Isn't N'Lundulu on loan at Bolton? Maybe they're warming up our strike partnership for the Championship?

Seems to be repeating what this chap says this time around?

Is that instead of signing Nicolas Jackson or is he still doing his medical, I wonder?

Must've done. Not like Saints to move slowly after all.

Can he play up front?

How could we ever doubt Sport Republic's financial acumen? Saving the cost of a medical by letting Bournemouth find out Jackson has a problem. Utter genius.

We are the masters of being rejected. Others may try but only we get rejected every time...

Did Nathan really say this last night? 😱 Our strikers can't score past the worst keeper in the League, let alone the best. Although I guess if they did it would be an own goal???

It's going to be James Bree isn't it...? 😂 This forum and Twitter will be interesting places if it's not a striker!

How about Charley Alcaraz to the old Grzegorz Rasiak tune?

Always puts in a shift, a proper team player but surely the worst one on one finisher the Premier League has seen?

Maybe the new business model is for Saints to become 'scouting consultants'? "We find the players for YOU to buy..."

???? Would be impressed to lose out to someone else inside an hour ????

More Jackson news:

Let's hope Fabrizio knows again...?

At the time, I thought Antti Niemi was a pointless signing as Paul Jones was a solid enough keeper for us. Especially as the £2m could've been put to use elsewhere in the team at the time. Wind forward a few months and I decided maybe it wasn't best for me to concern myself with who'd make a good signing and who wouldn't...

Seems like Karsdorp might be the right-back we want, according to Sky. Saints recruitment reminds of the Bullseye category board: "Striker you wanted, right-back you've got..."

Apparently Villa won't let us have Ings back as payback for loaning them Bednarek. They're pretty pissed off and not even returning our phone calls any more...

You called???

If WIkipedia is right, Semenyo's strike record doesn't scream "prolific"?

Is that because Ralph has gone?

Bompey splashing the cash (although, as their owner now partly owns Lorient, part of it they can pay themselves?)

My son suggested resurrecting the Jay Rodriguez song for Mislav Orsic? Seemed to work, I guess.