Ivan Katalinic's 'tache

Cunning Tobes. Put in a slightly less than impressive performance, put off Atletico & rival suitors and we snap him up.

Didn't we steal Toby from under Newcastle's noses when they were supposedly nailed on to sign him last summer? Same again?

Now you've done it. There will be an F5-ing epidemic on Saints Web, this thread will run for 100+ pages and Pilchards will be up a tree spying on St Mary's...

Harsh (but fair S-Clarke?)... His profile reads "Player At SouthamptonFC #Saints". No idea if this is significant and no mention of Werder Bremen at all.

A cryptic tweet from Eljero tonight. A permanent offer from us maybe?

A shrewd release of (mis)information to prompt Clyne to make his mind up?

If I was to clutch at straws, at least Toby still has Saints on his Facebook profile and his pic is still in a Saints shirt...

F**k me. They're even signing our fans now. #obsessed

Great plan. Maybe QPR will be daft enough to swap him for Charlie Austin. If only 'Arry was still there. Triffic.

Frank Lampard. Always scores loads against us. Too old now but age wasn't a restriction in the spec.

Too right. The grass isn't always greener. Trouble is, those words often fall on deaf egos...

I just hope it's Austin and Okaka (if we are after the latter) and not Austin or Okaka...

Excellent. The new Mikael Nilssson. Just call me #quickslag. Oh...

Berahino?

Tsk. Boo hiss boo. Take him off the banner before he even gets on there. To look at it another way, Fonte is going to be 32 in December and maybe his concern is as much about us bringing in a younger challenger for his position and he's looking to maximise his earnings in the years he has left as a top pro, if the opportunity arises.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/32964791 Wonder if Liverpool will still be interested in Clyne if Rodgers is no longer in charge?

He's got his knockers...

Is your mate also Nathaniel Clyne? Does he know what's happening there?

Hope it won't be a part-ex with Glen Johnson...

So, when Clyne said he didn't need to be at a top 4 club to fulfil his England ambitions, it was because he fancies a move to Europa League Liverpool?

Excellent work there, Pastor, if I may say. To contradict this comment, MLG now needs to highlight a time when he WAS caught out...

Carlsberg don't do transfers but if they did...

It's a Tom28 vs K,Billy face off. Unless things have changed since last week?

Wilshere winning is classic British football. Man kicks football really hard beats technical goal where man flicks it up and overhead kicking it in.

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