Ivan Katalinic's 'tache

I reckon 10pm like Bertrand. It's the Southampton way.

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So are we looking at a pre game or half time introduction then? How long do these medical things take? Could be on if we really have already agreed terms.

If Jose stays would there be a case for him to join the banner, particularly if Morgan goes, as the last remaining League 1 player still playing regularly for us in the Prem? Shove over Rickie, you walked out stylee?

I wonder if K,Billy and Guan are keyboard salesmen or even the more specialised F5 key salesmen. F5, F5,, F5...

Assaidi? That would be a bit out of the blue.

We've actually yet to sign a Dutch player despite RK being in charge. 2 from the Dutch league but no Dutchmen yet...

To undertake a medical surely a fee must've been agreed and maybe even terms with the player? Else why bother getting to the medical stage?

Sorry, not matching this up with the mystery medical, by the way.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/transfer-news-rumours-live-cuadrado-3996798 Clasie? Probably speculation as surely we can't get another centre mid unless Morgan is off.

Interesting. And potentially good news then!

He knows them all? Wow! Close knit. And good news for us, I guess...

If it's Koeman who wants Samaras then, although I can't say I'm that thrilled, I am in because he obviously feels he's a player who will work with how we play. If it's Les' extensive scouting system that's 'found' a world class talent, then oh dear... With Schelotto and Samaras, we'll have cornered the market in long, dark haired forwards...

Not itchy, merely a sudden thought on a busy weekend! Cheers for the update. I guess we can allow those at the club to have a Sunday off too...

When is the 2 weeks Guan spoke of, in terms of new arrivals, up?

Pelle was apparently sh!t everywhere until he found the right manager in Koeman & team in Feyenoord. Maybe Schelotto could work out at Saints. Hopefully.

Forster? He's huge at 6 foot 7.

Sam Baldock. Didn't he have a medical then sign for West Ham?

Good. If he's arriving on Tuesday, who are the others signing this weekend?

So, any clues as to who the terrific trio coming in will be?

Fair enough. Ronald clearly also doesn't get "Ronald, give us a wave" either.

Wasn't that the position yesterday. I doubt whether Ronald would've named him in his interview unless he was sure he was coming (that is unless he was putting pressure on the board not to screw it up by naming him, I guess).

Decent performance all told. Tadic and Clyne linked well on the right, Bertrand looked good on the left considering he'd not have trained much with the team beforehand. Tadic has a good range of skills and was many levels above Brighton. Isgrove was clearly giving it everything to impress and did well; gave their right back a particularly difficult time in the 1st half. Davis and Ward-Prowse kept us ticking over nicely with good prompting and Wanyama was rock solid in front of the back four. Pelle lacked service and was looking for early balls which didn't fit with our patient passing albeit with width. Boruc and Fonte gave us confidence at the back, which was lost when Kelvin came on for Artur. I'm sure Ronny will be pleased but Liverpool even without Suarez will be much, much better than a disjointed Brighton.

Are you able to drop it a bit further?

Go on Ralph. Show them your spunk!