Ivan Katalinic's 'tache

Good start. Now let's see what that means for team recruitment and retention leading up to the new season.

Kat's looking toned all of a sudden...

There you go. You wait for 1 Koeman and 2 come along at once. Typical.

Is that a poem?

Interesting tweet from a Feyenoord follower...

It's ok, I'll fix it. Agent_Nigel has tweeted: Clearly knows no more than me but might bring back the positivity...

Ha ha. Classy that! Telling the board he wants to leave on the final day of the season. In other news, Luke Shaw informs his new bride, on their wedding day, he wants a divorce... #thingslukerushestodo

Alan Ball, World Cup winner?

Did David Armstrong make his first England appearance whilst at Saints?

Saints & Sunderland tracking Henri Saivet according to the Mirror. Never heard of him.

Which is why Liverpool are pushing so hard now and we need to be tough enough to resist.

Who gave you the transcript? Have you bugged Ralph's phone again?

I'm sure he will go there as 1st reserve. There were times last year when either Suarez or Sturbridge were missing & having an experienced pro to bring in last year, rather than that did Aspas, would've probably won them the league.

KBS strike rate surely worthy of a free pass to the forum on the proviso there are more snippets forthcoming?

Right this moment?

Did we ever appoint to this post? If so, good luck right now, fella.

When Ralph said everything must go at a discount, he meant in the Megastore but Les Reed mis-read the memo...

Well that's that then.

Or did they only bid today, after his interview?

I think the board have taken the "we are Southampton, we don't need to score" chant (from the 2 own goal Everton match) too far...

Is this one of those wind up things???

I met Oscar Garcia the other day and he said 'hello' to me, so I am IKT on this one. Please note - I cannot divulge details of any talks he may have had with our board relating to our managerial vacancy because a) any discussions would've been confidential and b) all he said to me was 'hello'. Thanks.

I would imagine Remi Garde speaks English after his spell at Arsenal and he's available and now being linked with Brighton. Could be good for us I'd have thought unless French football experts on here think otherwise?

If we get Yakin, is there a chance we could get Stocker too?