Ivan Katalinic's 'tache

Dumb, dumber & dumber still?

Unfortunately I would tend to agree...

Ok thanks. If they've enquired only, the answer is f**k off this time.

Where was this from? There must be something which keeps encouraging Liverpool that whenever they bid enough, we will keep selling. Whether it's feedback from agents or encouragement from within our club to keep them coming. My levels of disgust would be even higher with Jay Rod than Lovren seeing as here we are nursing him back to fitness only for him to b*gger off too...

No news on the medical today then?

Oh no, not another F5 day???

The biggest mistake was when Katharina said to Gareth "and if we make a profit this year, you get 10%..."

So Calum Chambers didn't play yesterday because he got injured in his medical at Arsenal? Is that right?

Is this why Guan said judge us in 2 weeks time? Week 1 - sh!t news, week 2 - signing bonanza?

Guess this is what happens when you make a CFO a CEO? Off to bed with the hope this will all look better in the morning. But I'm pretty sure it won't! Bad times. Just hoping Ronald makes good on his assertion we will be stronger by the time the season starts...

Feels like a bit of a cleansing as much as a fire sale. Lots of players going all at once - is this the plan to remove all of the Cortese/Pochettino favourites for as good a price as possible and start afresh by letting Ronnie choose the side he wants to build? Probably nonsense on my part but, if I believe it, it acts as my coping strategy!

Good news, another promising youngster signed up. Just need to work on retaining & bringing in some first teamers now...

Is page 3 a new line of discussion you'd like to start?

Les "hello Celtic, we'd like to buy your England international goalie for £4m. Sorry, ahem, what do you mean you want more of the £60 mill in our account...?"

I make you right. I firmly expect him to sign now.

Oh no, you cannot leave it like that. You'll have this place in meltdown by 4.30pm if nothing happens/this is a wind up...

As he did our defence a lot of the time...

Good.

C'mon dog, out with it. Who are our transfer targets?!!

If we are just selling him on, why did we bother insisting he travelled out to Belgium with the rest of the squad? Should've just left him behind if we've been convinced he's been off as far back as May.

Only another 90 degrees & he will have done a u-turn...

No ITK updates today? Or have I just missed them? Nothing close to happening at the mo, the need for 'sensitivity' or just due to the management being away in Belgium? Would be interesting to know! Not bed wetting just interesting how the domino effect seems to be a quiet one at the moment...

They are. Les is in the process of torturing them now, until they agree to sign for us...

TalkSaints, on Twitter, has tweeted SSN are saying we've met Caulker's buy out fee. On a train so no idea if true.

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