Ivan Katalinic's 'tache

At this moment, with the players left, finishing one spot above the bottom 3 would be seen as success for me. Whether that opinion changes before the start of the season entirely depends on who we bring in after this car crash of a summer window.

His name is Windass and our board are all f*rt and no sh!t

Right now, I want her to sell...

Micky Fialka, I knew you'd not let us down.

Cheers for typing all that up Crabby, not good reading at all though.

She told the truth. We are open now. Open for bl**dy business as soon as they wave enough £££££££!

Time to wheel out Ralph with some of his top drawer positivity, methinks...

To be fair to Crabby, he was sending me stuff about Jay Rod signing long before it as made permanent so he's got form as an ITK. Shared other stuff too.

Dumb, dumber & dumber still?

Unfortunately I would tend to agree...

Ok thanks. If they've enquired only, the answer is f**k off this time.

Where was this from? There must be something which keeps encouraging Liverpool that whenever they bid enough, we will keep selling. Whether it's feedback from agents or encouragement from within our club to keep them coming. My levels of disgust would be even higher with Jay Rod than Lovren seeing as here we are nursing him back to fitness only for him to b*gger off too...

No news on the medical today then?

Oh no, not another F5 day???

The biggest mistake was when Katharina said to Gareth "and if we make a profit this year, you get 10%..."

So Calum Chambers didn't play yesterday because he got injured in his medical at Arsenal? Is that right?

Is this why Guan said judge us in 2 weeks time? Week 1 - sh!t news, week 2 - signing bonanza?

Guess this is what happens when you make a CFO a CEO? Off to bed with the hope this will all look better in the morning. But I'm pretty sure it won't! Bad times. Just hoping Ronald makes good on his assertion we will be stronger by the time the season starts...

Feels like a bit of a cleansing as much as a fire sale. Lots of players going all at once - is this the plan to remove all of the Cortese/Pochettino favourites for as good a price as possible and start afresh by letting Ronnie choose the side he wants to build? Probably nonsense on my part but, if I believe it, it acts as my coping strategy!

Good news, another promising youngster signed up. Just need to work on retaining & bringing in some first teamers now...

Is page 3 a new line of discussion you'd like to start?

Les "hello Celtic, we'd like to buy your England international goalie for £4m. Sorry, ahem, what do you mean you want more of the £60 mill in our account...?"

I make you right. I firmly expect him to sign now.

Oh no, you cannot leave it like that. You'll have this place in meltdown by 4.30pm if nothing happens/this is a wind up...