Ivan Katalinic's 'tache

Sam Baldock. Didn't he have a medical then sign for West Ham?

Good. If he's arriving on Tuesday, who are the others signing this weekend?

So, any clues as to who the terrific trio coming in will be?

Fair enough. Ronald clearly also doesn't get "Ronald, give us a wave" either.

Wasn't that the position yesterday. I doubt whether Ronald would've named him in his interview unless he was sure he was coming (that is unless he was putting pressure on the board not to screw it up by naming him, I guess).

Decent performance all told. Tadic and Clyne linked well on the right, Bertrand looked good on the left considering he'd not have trained much with the team beforehand. Tadic has a good range of skills and was many levels above Brighton. Isgrove was clearly giving it everything to impress and did well; gave their right back a particularly difficult time in the 1st half. Davis and Ward-Prowse kept us ticking over nicely with good prompting and Wanyama was rock solid in front of the back four. Pelle lacked service and was looking for early balls which didn't fit with our patient passing albeit with width. Boruc and Fonte gave us confidence at the back, which was lost when Kelvin came on for Artur. I'm sure Ronny will be pleased but Liverpool even without Suarez will be much, much better than a disjointed Brighton.

Are you able to drop it a bit further?

Go on Ralph. Show them your spunk!

At this moment, with the players left, finishing one spot above the bottom 3 would be seen as success for me. Whether that opinion changes before the start of the season entirely depends on who we bring in after this car crash of a summer window.

His name is Windass and our board are all f*rt and no sh!t

Right now, I want her to sell...

Micky Fialka, I knew you'd not let us down.

Cheers for typing all that up Crabby, not good reading at all though.

She told the truth. We are open now. Open for bl**dy business as soon as they wave enough £££££££!

Time to wheel out Ralph with some of his top drawer positivity, methinks...

To be fair to Crabby, he was sending me stuff about Jay Rod signing long before it as made permanent so he's got form as an ITK. Shared other stuff too.

Dumb, dumber & dumber still?

Unfortunately I would tend to agree...

Ok thanks. If they've enquired only, the answer is f**k off this time.

Where was this from? There must be something which keeps encouraging Liverpool that whenever they bid enough, we will keep selling. Whether it's feedback from agents or encouragement from within our club to keep them coming. My levels of disgust would be even higher with Jay Rod than Lovren seeing as here we are nursing him back to fitness only for him to b*gger off too...

No news on the medical today then?

Oh no, not another F5 day???

The biggest mistake was when Katharina said to Gareth "and if we make a profit this year, you get 10%..."

So Calum Chambers didn't play yesterday because he got injured in his medical at Arsenal? Is that right?