Ivan Katalinic's 'tache

Great moral compass too. Clearly thought Chiellini was showing too much flesh & tried to get him to cover up. Hope Koeman does get him firing though!

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I recall we had a nice navy away kit around the time Marian Pahars & Hassan Kachloul were strutting their stuff for us.

Fair play to us. Thought £34m would've done it. Luke needs to bother some more women to up the price more.

For £34m it may prove too hard to resist. Shame as he'll be worth double that one day but it gives us the chance to really strengthen on top of whatever other funds we have. Amazing what a front page story involving birds can add to your value...

The new kit will make us look like the Village People???

A couple more final offers and they'll have got to what we want. Hang in there Saints!

Strachan started by signing Telfer & Williams as familiar faces so if Ron wants Immers because he trusts him in a similar way, I guess we need to show faith in that decision. I agree Pelle looks the more impressive of the two, at first glance.

Ronald Koeman, on 13th October 1993, you brought down David Platt as he was clean through on goal, in the penalty box. Only a free kick was given and you were not sent off. You then scored a free kick on the way to a 2-0 win for the Dutch. It cost us a place at the 1994 World Cup finals. At the time I was cross, particularly with you. I now realise I was wrong. It was only David Platt; he'd have missed anyway. We wouldn't have won the tournament, even if we'd got to the finals, probably exiting on penalties to the Germans. You did us a favour really. And now over 20 years on, you have arrived in Southampton. Hail Ronald, a true Saint. Until you leave for Spurs in 18 months...

Good start. Now let's see what that means for team recruitment and retention leading up to the new season.

Kat's looking toned all of a sudden...

There you go. You wait for 1 Koeman and 2 come along at once. Typical.

Is that a poem?

Interesting tweet from a Feyenoord follower...

It's ok, I'll fix it. Agent_Nigel has tweeted: Clearly knows no more than me but might bring back the positivity...

Ha ha. Classy that! Telling the board he wants to leave on the final day of the season. In other news, Luke Shaw informs his new bride, on their wedding day, he wants a divorce... #thingslukerushestodo

Alan Ball, World Cup winner?

Did David Armstrong make his first England appearance whilst at Saints?

Saints & Sunderland tracking Henri Saivet according to the Mirror. Never heard of him.

Which is why Liverpool are pushing so hard now and we need to be tough enough to resist.

Who gave you the transcript? Have you bugged Ralph's phone again?

I'm sure he will go there as 1st reserve. There were times last year when either Suarez or Sturbridge were missing & having an experienced pro to bring in last year, rather than that did Aspas, would've probably won them the league.

KBS strike rate surely worthy of a free pass to the forum on the proviso there are more snippets forthcoming?

Right this moment?