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Shouldn't you be doing a team talk Nath PS how's the Welsh wick

I'm not hoping for it but I definitely won't be too upset when it inevitably happens

Not sure how I feel about this "they" stuff. Can't be sure he's doing it on purpose. It takes quite a conscious effort and I don't believe the thick cunt is capable of that level of thought.

Can't argue with the fact that he should have scored all of those chances (plus one at Palace), but why are we surprised that he didn't? He's never been clinical, he's always been a second striker, and yet he's been hung out to dry. He had been giving 110% all season up to now but didn't look at it on Wednesday, I just hope his confidence hasn't been completely eroded.

Add that to the fact that Keane is utterly shit, it's all quite bizarre

He's never been a finisher, and getting him one chance a game is just highlighting that. We need to create more chances for him.

Not his fault whatsoever. Where would we be with AA in his place? In case you are interested in the xG, he's only underperforming his numbers by 0.6 xG over the course of this season. Salah is underperforming by 1.9 xG, G. Jesus by 2.7 xG, Nunez by 2.4 xG, etc.

Could next Saturday be 'El Sackico'? I don't think he, or anyone, could have any complaints if he manages to lose both cup games and then again at Goodison next week.

I'd have liked Postecoglou. Perfect time to do that would've been the summer (2022) though. No chance he leaves Celtic now.

Has anyone heard/seen anything on Tino? Having him back could be a shot in the arm, but it's entirely possible that I'm clutching at straws.

Mario Lemina has a Saints calf tattoo

If he's still our manager in the Championship, I will not be paying my hard-earned money to go and watch it.

The bloke is a lazy, useless twat who should've never been in this position. The hate I have for him is building unhealthily inside me with every passing second. Can't even bear to look at his face.

Aren't you Lallana's mate?

JWP will have a derisory relegation release clause in his contract, I guarantee it.

Lavia, JWP, Salisu, ABK, Perraud, S Armstrong will all be gone

Good news, but if we play like we are then he will get nowhere near the ball.

Dyche for me. He'd demand a few of the kind of signings we need and he'd have the players playing for him, for the fans, and for each other. Give him a break clause if we go down, if he wants to leave.

JWP on talkSPORT soon if anyone wants to hear the club line

I'd rather have Jack Stephens in there.

Piss off would you

"We created chances" - is that not a barefaced lie?

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