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Oh good. A piece from "Maktoob". Commonly referred to as a rabid Islamist website with a long history of peddling disinformation - aka "making shit up". Little wonder you've been attracted to it.

He was previously given the all-clear after heart surgery.

Once upon a time maybe. Maybe his meltdown is because he stayed too long. Had he had a stint at Liverpool he would be more grounded and not a total loon now?

What size house do you live in if your bills should have been £7500?

You can't get injured if you don't play! So far this season he has played 396 minutes out of 1980 (not including injury time etc) which is 20% of the available game time. He's played one 90 minute game and his second longest game has been 77 minutes. Although I'm sure that's just West Ham protecting their asset

It seems the most logical thing to do. If people can't afford their bills, the best thing to do is make them even bigger, surely? Still, as long as the shareholders are happy. https://www.bbc.com/news/business-67725424.amp

I'm sure there's an X? stat for it, but if you have 30 interactions during a game and screw up 5 of them, you will be more effective than someone who has 10 interactions and screws up 3 of them. In most teams (that don't insist on passing the ball backwards constantly) the keeper has less interactions than outfield players, who are generally under more pressure on the ball.

I assume they've sent them to you for George? If so, top trolling from the Geordie contingent of your family Maybe you can convince George that in Newcastle they don't get colour TV yet, to everything looks black and white, even the Saints shirts?

Every little helps?

Squeezed into Gaza.

They get squeezed into Egypt

Why wouldn't you compare him to Ted Bates?

That, or they all get squeezed into Egypt...

Shout at Bednarek who's in his fucking way, again!

My point exactly! Just like the dinlo's who keep comparing us to Burnley last season or Nigel Adkins 12 years ago!

Please tell me it will have princess towers 🤞

Russell Martin has lost less games this season than Man Utd and Newcastle and has lost the same amount as Tottenham. Plus, he's only lost one more than Man City and all those teams have played less games, so could easily lose more.

Meh, not until the scar tissue is gone.

It's OK, they aren't real people, it's just telly.

I think we all know who to point the finger at there, with the DEF in attendance....

Presumably WhatsApp was given the all clear as it is end to end encrypted?

How's the takeover of Ukraine going, I thought it was supposed to be a weekend barbecue in Kyiv a couple of years ago?

You should ask for a big discount if it's been used.

Her dad instead?

Perhaps people will now stop with the pointless comparison of our position versus Burnley's from last season, though I doubt it.