Weston Super Saint

Could be. 3. Having a marble floor in a bathroom.

Two more crimes should be added to the list. 1. Carpet in the bathroom 2. Carpet from 1970

Is Schroedinger actually elyuseless in disguise?

That's what happens when you try to think...

Rich man's surely? More vowels needed....

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I imagine the barristers involved in the case confided in soggy when they went to get some additional stationery from him....

We may also be dead in the championship until the season begins and even afterwards....

Have you got any evidence that "untold stuff written about them online" would need legal action to be taken? If not, aren't you jumping to conclusions without proof?

But they haven't done anything IlLEgAl

Start of the season would be a key one... Work backwards from there...

I'm assuming you didn't then go on to have sexual relationships with them in an office. Once again, this paragraph shows the reason why you don't understand the "pile on". A couple of weeks into this saga now and Soggy still hasn't got a fucking clue!

He was there making sure they had enough pens and paper....

It could also mean extremely passionate about spelling mistakes tbf.

Which begs the question 'why would the other man need legal fees if nothing illegal had happened'?

When there's a question mark, it isn't a statement that needs hard evidence, it's merely a question. No wonder you're struggling with this.

Horseshit. You've said all along that he's done nothing illegal so he's well and truly in the clear, what a marvelous chap he is.

Can you provide evidence for this - if not it makes your moaning for the past week and demanding evidence from everyone else look pathetic.

I'm guessing that is the old screen coming down - no screens at all next season to save money on the 'leccy bill.

Errrrrr.... I think you'll find the guy who was in charge of ordering paper and typing ribbons for the typing pool at the CPS is definitely qualified to be the arbiter of what is legal and illegal.

Not sure he knew the girl long enough for any kind of grooming to happen....

He's been charged : https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-65804154 Who knew that was a thing! Apparently can attract up to 6 months in prison.

Agreed. But that's very different than saying they 'won't have one'....

I would have thought breach of the peace only if someone complained that they were offended... Where is the line though for slogans on t-shirts (ignoring this particular one as he seems like an absolute belter)? If I wore an "Elyuseless is shit" t-shirt would that be breach of the peace (even though 100% true!)?

Seriously - you think staff at the club don't have an employment contract. That would be a massive scandal if they don't....