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Meh. Chickenfeed compared to last week.

Welcome to the club

I hope they outline how many millions they will be putting in to the club this week - avoids all the rumours and speculation.

No guarantees we won't do exactly that....

Not yet. Still waiting for @manji to provide the relevant links as he mentioned it the other day. As soon as I have it, I'll let you know ...

Ridiculous. Why would he invest £400m in to the club in the last month?

The amount we make, I suspect they probably are.

??? This one?

Is it payday again? Never had so much money.

Source? The reports I've seen say £15m and another £4m = £19m doesn't it?

I think there's a 'box room' with a very sturdy door and tiny 'slotted' view that's recently become available.

The Post Office https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-65730464

Doesn't look like it (finally). https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cycling/65718748

Second vote for big Joe for me. Only 3 more to bump him to third..

Cow

Finally, the rivers of shit are sorted. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-65626241 Well, they've made an apology, so that's a good start isn't it? I'm guessing Ruth is Welsh judging by the last line of the statement! What's that you say, it's a pretty hollow apology as they're only promising to cut spills by 35% in the next SEVEN years!

Absolutely zero guarantee of this! Currently the bookies favourite apparently.

Nathan Tella surely?

Rudd

*gulp*

3 people injured apparently....

I'm sure the two school ones were purely philanthropical and I doubt they had anything to do with getting their kids places, no sir...

The same latest dodgy overseas donor (who technically isn't 'overseas' at all having been brought up and still living in London) is also a donor to the Prince and Princess of Wales's charity (just for balance ) But, if we are being balanced we should also include the following which his foundation also supports ( https://www.themarandifoundation.org/ ) : Centrepoint St Paul's School Latymer Upper School British Fashion Council Foundation Conran Shop New Designers (Although I suspect the ulterior motive there is because he owns the Conran Shop) The Watercolour World Serpentine Galleries

I see Suella has had the most cunning of cunning plans. We should train our own HGV drivers and fruit pickers. Fucking genius that one. Although not sure what training would be involved with fruit picking apart from pick the fruit, put it in the basket / bucket / other receptacle.

If the light show was his idea, then all is forgiven as far as I'm concerned. Fucking genius idea.