Weston Super Saint

I think now would be the time to remind everyone that Ruben sounded smart, sensible, in control and articulate during his first interview as well (although that may have been because of the backdrop of Nathan the clown).

Sure

Right up until I go to Kent

Imagine being sent to a female prison and still not having the biggest cock in the showers. Demoralising.

Or.... If we haven't agreed to sell the players yet, then they will be under contract with us and obliged to turn up to training. Reading any sort of intent because footballers turned up to the training ground on the first day of pre-season training is mental.

We're currently tied up alongside waiting for the shitters to be emptied No steering needed.

That we haven't accepted any offers yet?

In real life or on the computer?

Use the tiny door

What the fuck is Rylan doing there?

Let's hope he hoovers up some bargains in the transfer market.

The only logical way forward is to create an alternative space - Women's spaces, Men's spaces and 'third' spaces. Doesn't seem particularly inclusive but solves the issue of women's safety and security as well as trans safety and security in Men's spaces. I guess the problems will then move to which identifiers are permitted to use the 'third' spaces and should fourth and fifth spaces be created?

It's behind a paywall so I can't read it, but does this mean that Jacob has discovered the intricacies of percentages?

Wait for a cubicle?

Yep. And pretty much all the shopping. Good innit 😁

Shopping = 15 mins 🤷‍♀️

All I got from this is two hours to do the shopping! WTF?

Job

I have it on good authority that he used his time there to dust the trophy room - so probably a good couple of hours?

The Companies House description doesn't make it any clearer : "82990 - Other business support service activities not elsewhere classified" Could be anything!!

He has, but he was the only one there so he buggered off home again.

What qualifications are needed for the 'deputy prime minister' or even Prime Minister role? Not sure it's quantifiable like a doctor or a vet. If you are good enough, you can do it, if not, you can't....

Arguably we definitely weren't a PL team all of last season either.

Beautiful words. Fitting tribute to such a masterpiece.

Unlikely. Just taking the piss out of your (lame) piss poor attempt at piss taking (again).