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I can't publish them I'm afraid as it tends to upset people when they see how big the numbers are. Just one point of order though, it needs to be written as xA+Ff

I think you're underestimating front footedness. Aggression is one thing, but it's nowhere near potent enough unless combined with front footedness.

Indeed it is. He wasn't.

It's only 8 miles away, pop down and ask them

As ever, it's the hope that kills

May seem excessive but it's the right thing to do.

I suspect you may well have missed the bit about Rasmus liking his managers to have failed in the past - apparently they come back stronger. Same philosophy for his football teams. By failing, we win, simples.

We've never been good enough for Google. We've been relegated to bing.

Rasmus does....

Too much aggression, not enough front foot?

With the greatest respect, he won't be.

Don't all models rely on the subjective opinion of the assessor to decide the danger level involved? Presumably that would take into account the ability of the shot taker - but oddly, not when it comes to penalties as they have a fixed xG.

Squirrel

This! Absolutely this! Well, definitely this, apart from the £120million or so spent on new players since the summer. Other than that, this!

To be fair, I've been to Merthyr plenty of times and seen the 'Welsh women'. Can't begrudge Nathan a fucking lucky escape there!!

Heart beat and culture is one thing. Not winning games due to shit coaches is another entirely.

What you do in your own time is your business 😲

Bristol City, Plymouth if they get promoted (quite likely). Ipswich too if they can scrape through (not been there since 1991). If Cardiff can sort themselves out that could be a good day out. Exeter and Bristol Rovers would be good for me as well, but will probably have to wait until the season after for those

It says it's by Alfred de Zayas 🤷‍♂️

But might sort out our "positioning* weaknesses....

The pattern seems to be that when the (his) emotions are taken out of the equation, the pressers are fairly normal. Nothing unusual said yesterday (he's definitely not the greatest orator), but nothing really controversial either, although he kind of brushed off the B team selections with some waffle that didn't make sense. Catch him after the match / in the heat of the moment though and it all goes bat shit crazy!

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Does that mean we've now nailed aggressiveness AND front footedness?

Does that mean that, statistically, Wigan Infirmary are the Best in Europe for 'at least' one early appointment - or that most of the other fuckwits in Wigan are hideously late for their hospital appointments?

In summary, statistically, Jones is correct as he is most certainly, hands down, the best in Europe at being the shittest Premier League manager. What's that saying about lies, damn lies and statistics?